Reincarnation of Villainess Noble Lady (Ch. 143-299)

REIKA-SAMA -292

The body make-up measuring device sits in front of me. "This device is the newest of its kind and can measure even more accurately even minute pieces of data."

From Kaburagi's explanation, this machine doesn't just measure weight, but muscle make-up, body-fat, metabolism, and even local muscle and fat, cross-sectional fat count, water content, protein, inorganic matter, etc., etc.

"Now get on, Kisshouin!"
"I already said that I refuse!" Cross-sectional fat count!? You've got to be kidding, fool! You're talking about fat around my stomach! "I'm never measuring."

"Huh? It's just measuring data. Why are you so against that?" Kaburagi frowned.

Why!? Can't you tell!? There can't be many girls who'd let a boy in the same grade know what their fat content is. "Kaburagi-sama, I don't want you to know my weight ever."

"Who cares if I know your weight…" he muttered after I spoke honestly. Who cares!? That's what lacking consideration, common sense, and delicacy means.

"Women care about such things!"

"…All right. Then I'll call in a female instructor from below."

"Rejected!" Even after the female instructor comes, the data is recorded in the computer and wouldn't Kaburagi be able to see it at any time?! Not that I understand! "I don't want the data to remain!"

"If we don't record how things were before the training, we can't compare to what happens afterwards."

"No problem. I already checked at home." Be clear about it. Worried about her beauty, my mother bought a similar, if lesser machine when she didn't have anything else to buy from a foreign merchant. "I measured everything before I came today, so there's no need to worry!" That's right. I measured, and I repeat. I will not allow another to know the results! The weight is fine. No, I've been lazy recently, so it's a little over my beauty weight, so it's not fine, but my fat count is the bigger issue. To have that fat count at this weight… That's why I can't let Kaburagi and Enjou know, even if it kills me. My pride as a maiden demands it.

Kaburagi and I glare at each other across the device when Enjou intervened. "Now, now. She's doesn't want to be measured this badly. She said that she measured herself, so why don't we leave that to her?"

Kaburagi crossed his arms to that idea. "That's not enough to monitor the results…"

"Monitor?" What does he mean?

Enjou explained, "The Kaburagi Group is expanding its sports gyms formerly only tied to its hotels. In a joint venture with the manufacturers, they've developed proprietary measuring devices, so they're monitoring this as a test case."

"What!?" You used being injured when I stepped on your foot to force me into this training to use me as a guinea pig for your company!?

As I looked stunned, Kaburagi said, "It's incidental. Just incidental."

"Maybe I should leave…" Looking suspiciously at Kaburagi, I turned around to head to the dressing room.

"Wait!" Kaburagi said. "You'll be joining the artiodactyla at this rate!"

"Artiodactyla!?" I quickly spun around at that statement. Artiodactyla is that…? Cows and boars and camels and pigs… and pigs…

I nearly fainted from dizziness as Enjou held me up saying, "Be strong, Kisshouin-san!"

"This is the time that decides whether or not you become an artiodactyla. If you flee that's what you become." I saw my hands become pig-feet.

"Don't say any more, Masaya. Don't listen to Masaya, Kisshouin-san. Don't worry, you're like a cute, white rabbit."