Steve:
I JUST SEEN TWO GUYS KISS
ON THE MOUTH
IN PUBLIC
Bucky:
Oh
Steve:
What's up?
Bucky:
Nothing
Steve:
Come on, Buck, tell me
Bucky:
Nothing
Steve:
Is it what I said?
Bucky:
I don't know
Steve:
Do you not like gay people?
Bucky:
Do you not like gay people?
Steve:
I asked first
Bucky:
I asked second
Steve:
Come on, pal
Bucky:
You don't like gay people?
Steve:
I never said that, Buck
Bucky:
So why did you text me about seeing two guys kissing in public?
Steve:
Because I haven't seen two guys kissing in public before
Bucky:
So it didn't bother you?
Steve:
No?
Bucky:
Why the question mark?
Steve:
I don't know
Does it bother you?
Bucky:
I've never seen two guys kiss
Steve:
Hypothetically, if you seen two guys kiss, would it bother you?
Bucky:
I don't know
Does it bother you?
Steve:
Buck.
Stop answering my questions with questions
Bucky:
I don't know, Steve
I haven't seen it before
Steve:
Hypothetically
Bucky:
I don't know
Steve:
Okay
Bucky:
Does it bother you?
Please just answer with 'yes' or 'no'
Steve:
No
Bucky:
Okay
Steve:
Does it bother you?
Yes or no?
Bucky:
No
Steve:
Okay
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Bucky:
Nat wants to know if you want to play spin the bottle?
Everyone is playing
Steve:
Sure
I'll be down now!
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Steve:
Is that your first time kissing a guy?
Bucky:
Yeah
Has Tony ever kissed a guy before?
Steve:
I actually don't know
Bucky:
Knowing him, he probably has
Steve:
Would you be grossed out if he came home with a guy one day?
Bucky:
If Tony came home with a guy?
Like the way he comes home with girls?
Steve:
Yeah
Bucky:
I don't know
No
Steve:
Okay
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Bucky:
Can I ask you a hypothetical?
Steve:
Sure
Bucky:
Say one day, one of your hypothetical guy best friends came home with a hypothetical guy
What would you do?
Steve:
Nothing
Bucky:
What do you mean?
Steve:
What do you mean 'what would you do'?
Bucky:
Like would you stop being your hypothetical guy best friends friend?
Steve:
No
Bucky:
Okay
Steve:
Buck?
Bucky:
Yeah?
Steve:
Are you the hypothetical guy best friend?
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Steve:
Hey, Buck
Bucky:
Hey
Steve:
You know, Bucky
If you are the hypothetical guy best friend, i won't mind
Bucky:
Okay
Steve:
Okay
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Bucky:
I'm gay
Steve:
I'm bisexual
Bucky:
Oh
Steve:
Yeah
Bucky:
Does anyone else know?
Steve:
No
Probably Nat
She knows everything
Bucky:
She probably does
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Bucky:
I wonder if anyone will text their best pal
'I JUST SEEN TWO GUYS KISS
ON THE MOUTH
IN PUBLIC' about us
Steve:
I wonder:)
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