VALENTINE:
ANTOINE WHERE ARE YOU
ANTOINE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED AND I NEED YOUR HELP
ANTOINE
ANTO
GRIZI:
hello valentine
what's the problem?
VALENTINE:
DID YOU ACTUALLY WAIT FOR ME TO CALL YOU ANTO
GRIZI:
maybe, maybe not
VALENTINE:
ugh i hate you
GRIZI:
psh you love me
VALENTINE:
whatever
GRIZI:
so what's up?
VALENTINE:
I'M LOST AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO
GRIZI:
WHAT
WHERE ARE YOU
I'LL PICK YOU UP
wait i'm in spain lol what
VALENTINE DID YOU GET EATEN BY A BEAR
VALENTINE:
WHAT I THOUGHT YOU LIVE IN FRANCE
AND NO I'M STILL ALIVE
aw really you'll pick me up
GRIZI:
WHERE ARE YOU
VALENTINE:
I'M IN A SUPERMARKET
GRIZI:
what
are you kidding me
what are you, five?
VALENTINE:
I'M IN THIS REALLY BIG SUPERMARKET CALLED GREENDALE'S AND I MIGHT DIE
GRIZI:
what's a greendale's
VALENTINE:
IT'S OBVIOUSLY A SUPERMARKET
GRIZI:
you'll be ok, don't wirry
VALENTINE:
wirry? lol
GRIZI:
WORRY**** I MEANT TO SAY WORRY
VALENTINE:
HELP THERE'S AN OLD MAN STARING AT ME AND HE'S COMING FOR ME HELP
OH MEIN GOTT LORD JESUS THE SAVIOUR HELP ME OH HOLY HELL
GRIZI:
r u ok
u went from holy to satanic in like 0.3 seconds
plus you sound like you're having sex
VALENTINE:
oh it was just jürgen
lol what
ew sex really now are you having the frickle frackle with erin
GRIZI:
erik
and no what even
WAIT I MEANT ERIKA*****
VALENTINE:
OH MEIN GOTT
I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED ERIK DO YOU WANNA FRICK FRACK WITH HIM
HE'S GOODLOOKING PLUS HE'S SINGLE GO GET HIM TIGER
GRIZI:
NO NO NO NO NO
wait whos jürgen
VALENTINE:
oh he's a manager
AW CMON I'M SURE ERIK WOULD LOVE YOU
GRIZI:
VALENTINE STOP IT
wait is he a club manager?
I HAVE A WAG OK OK OK OK
VALENTINE:
lol you text like a girl
yeah he's a club manager
GRIZI:
i'm a man
what team?
joke i meant club
VALENTINE:
WILDCATS
W I L D WILDCATS
WILDCATS EVERYWHERE WAVE YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT, LET'S GET TO IT, TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD
GRIZI:
uh
so what club is jürgen managing
EW YOU'RE NOT A GOOD FRIEND
VALENTINE:
borussia dortmund
wait was i supposed to say that
eh
GRIZI:
so we're friends now? :-)
VALENTINE:
no
have you watched a hsm movie?
GRIZI:
ya lol erika loves them
she's like addicted to them
GRIZI:
but i hate hsm because they sing too much and gabriella's voice is so annoying
VALENTINE:
HOW DARE YOU
YOU ARE NOT HUMAN
AND HOW DARE YOU CALL VANESSA HUDGENS ANNOYING SHE IS A GODDESS
GRIZI:
whatever
VALENTINE:
don't whatever me
ill shove that whatever up your ass unless you take it back
GRIZI:
take what back
VALENTINE:
i don't know just take it back
this argument is over
GRIZI:
what argument
val, are you out of greendale's
VALENTINE:
no. marco isn't here yet so i'm stuck with jürgen and kevin
GRIZI:
oh
i'm going to be visiting germany soon :-)
VALENTINE:
WHAT WHEN
GRIZI:
um probably next month
you're so excited :-)
VALENTINE:
psh I'm just excited to see erin
GRIZI:
erika
VALENTINE:
that's what i said
GRIZI:
promise me well see each other?
VALETINE:
i promise :) SCOUT'S HONOUR
GRIZI:
goodnight valentine
VALENTINE:
but it's just 7 pm here
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distance (antoine griezmann)
Fanfiction❝the lines stitched into highways; the never-ending seams, on roads that are less travelled, dividing you and me. i wish i could unravel, the fabric in-between, and tear away the distance, to bring you close to me.❞ -Lang Leav
