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VALENTINE:
ANTOINE WHERE ARE YOU

ANTOINE SOMETHING BAD HAPPENED AND I NEED YOUR HELP

ANTOINE

ANTO

GRIZI:
hello valentine

what's the problem?

VALENTINE:
DID YOU ACTUALLY WAIT FOR ME TO CALL YOU ANTO

GRIZI:
maybe, maybe not

VALENTINE:
ugh i hate you

GRIZI:
psh you love me

VALENTINE:
whatever

GRIZI:
so what's up?

VALENTINE:
I'M LOST AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO

GRIZI:
WHAT

WHERE ARE YOU

I'LL PICK YOU UP

wait i'm in spain lol what

VALENTINE DID YOU GET EATEN BY A BEAR

VALENTINE:
WHAT I THOUGHT YOU LIVE IN FRANCE

AND NO I'M STILL ALIVE

aw really you'll pick me up

GRIZI:
WHERE ARE YOU

VALENTINE:
I'M IN A SUPERMARKET

GRIZI:
what

are you kidding me

what are you, five?

VALENTINE:
I'M IN THIS REALLY BIG SUPERMARKET CALLED GREENDALE'S AND I MIGHT DIE

GRIZI:
what's a greendale's

VALENTINE:
IT'S OBVIOUSLY A SUPERMARKET

GRIZI:
you'll be ok, don't wirry

VALENTINE:
wirry? lol

GRIZI:
WORRY**** I MEANT TO SAY WORRY

VALENTINE:
HELP THERE'S AN OLD MAN STARING AT ME AND HE'S COMING FOR ME HELP

OH MEIN GOTT LORD JESUS THE SAVIOUR HELP ME OH HOLY HELL

GRIZI:
r u ok

u went from holy to satanic in like 0.3 seconds

plus you sound like you're having sex

VALENTINE:
oh it was just jürgen

lol what

ew sex really now are you having the frickle frackle with erin

GRIZI:
erik

and no what even

WAIT I MEANT ERIKA*****

VALENTINE:
OH MEIN GOTT

I HAVE A FRIEND NAMED ERIK DO YOU WANNA FRICK FRACK WITH HIM

HE'S GOODLOOKING PLUS HE'S SINGLE GO GET HIM TIGER

GRIZI:
NO NO NO NO NO

wait whos jürgen

VALENTINE:
oh he's a manager

AW CMON I'M SURE ERIK WOULD LOVE YOU

GRIZI:
VALENTINE STOP IT

wait is he a club manager?

I HAVE A WAG OK OK OK OK

VALENTINE:
lol you text like a girl

yeah he's a club manager

GRIZI:
i'm a man

what team?

joke i meant club

VALENTINE:
WILDCATS

W I L D WILDCATS

WILDCATS EVERYWHERE WAVE YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR THAT'S THE WAY WE DO IT, LET'S GET TO IT, TIME TO SHOW THE WORLD

GRIZI:
uh

so what club is jürgen managing

EW YOU'RE NOT A GOOD FRIEND

VALENTINE:
borussia dortmund

wait was i supposed to say that

eh

GRIZI:
so we're friends now? :-)

VALENTINE:
no

have you watched a hsm movie?

GRIZI:
ya lol erika loves them

she's like addicted to them

GRIZI:
but i hate hsm because they sing too much and gabriella's voice is so annoying

VALENTINE:
HOW DARE YOU

YOU ARE NOT HUMAN

AND HOW DARE YOU CALL VANESSA HUDGENS ANNOYING SHE IS A GODDESS

GRIZI:
whatever

VALENTINE:
don't whatever me

ill shove that whatever up your ass unless you take it back

GRIZI:
take what back

VALENTINE:
i don't know just take it back

this argument is over

GRIZI:
what argument

val, are you out of greendale's

VALENTINE:
no. marco isn't here yet so i'm stuck with jürgen and kevin

GRIZI:
oh

i'm going to be visiting germany soon :-)

VALENTINE:
WHAT WHEN

GRIZI:
um probably next month

you're so excited :-)

VALENTINE:
psh I'm just excited to see erin

GRIZI:
erika

VALENTINE:
that's what i said

GRIZI:
promise me well see each other?

VALETINE:
i promise :) SCOUT'S HONOUR

GRIZI:
goodnight valentine

VALENTINE:
but it's just 7 pm here

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HELLO DARLINGS!!! im sorry if i update really slow its because i have alot of stories in progress and i have an upcomimg one and just arghhhh i love writing stories so much. i appreciate those who read this story and it means the absolute world to me if you guys will vote, so please do!

thank you for all the support and i promise that ill try to update every other day since chapters are easy to write so yeah bye!!!

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