In another Multiverse (Pietro x reader)

U little bitch

I woke up to the feeling of someone shaking me. They kept shaking me until I finally opened my eyes.

"You have exactly three seconds to explain why you just woke me up" I said angrily.

"Because it's morning and you should be awake" Steve said.

"Oh...interesting... I didn't know you wanted to die today."

"Y/n you can't kill me"

"Too late I've already decided how." I jumped from the bed and landed and Steve's back pulling on his hair.

"Bitch not the hair not the hair anything but the hair"

"LANGUAGE" I said mocking him. We left the room and Steve tripped on something causing him to fall down the stairs. I jumped from his back and started sliding down the rails on the stairs. Steve was at the bottom of the stairs lying on his back groaning in pain while I smoothly got down from the rails and knelt beside him.

"Awwww, did grandpa Rogers fall down? Does grandpa Rogers need his wheelchair? Or his cane? Which one grandpa?" I said pouting my lips.
Steve just looked at me with his grouch ass face.

"Or do u need morphine for yo back?"

"Haha very funny."

"Well it is." I offered my hand and he took it.

"So why did u wake me up?"

"Because its morning and you should be awake."

"Valid reasons only dipshit"

"Lang-"

"Steve."

"Fine. We have a mission."

"At 7:30 in the morning?"

"We have a briefing at 7:30 in the morning."

"Ugh, boomers." I mumbled under my breath.

"Huh?"

"Nothing." We made our way to the briefing room and my eyes laid on the one person I hated the most.

Maximoff.

It's been a month since the motherfucker betrayed me so I have every reason to be mad at him but ion get why he would be mad at me the fuck? Steve took the last seat leaving me, Nat and Wanda standing.

"Honestly the amount of testosterone in this room is astronomical oh my fucking god." I said causing Nat and Wanda trying to hold their laugh. After a few moments Fury walked.

"Alright. As many of you know we have a mission."

"It's probably an in or out mission. I hate those. Where's the fun in that?" I whispered to Nat.

"Some of you will be going on in and out missions."

"Told ya"

"Some of you will be rescuing."

"Sounds kinda intersecting."

"While some of you will be going undercover."

"Now that's a mission." I said a little too loud. Pietro just rolled his eyes while everyone was agreeing. Fury just looked at me like "bitch tf do u mean"

"Cmon Nick. Everyone knows that undercover missions are always the best. We pretend to be a couple or family with someone you get to be a different person for god knows how long and boom! End of the mission." I explained.

"Ya but your not going undercover." Fury said.

"Ah man why not."

"Because ur getting the most important one." Fury said.