The Honey Trap [An Adrienette Story]

Chapter 10

THEY'RE NOT KITTEN AROUND

Oh no! Ladybug and Chat Noir have released their official review of the new movie and un-fur-tunately it doesn't get their seal of approval.

As most critics have stated, the movie is lacklustre to what has been produced previously, with many thinking it has now just become a cash cow and the effort is no longer in the writing.

The latest instalment of 'The Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir' we see our beloved kitten hero chasing balls of yarn, cleaning his ears and trying to nuzzle up to his Lady. This change to the usual charismatic hero seems to have rubbed Ladybug up the wrong way, as she has been quoted saying -

'To watch my partner be put into situations where he is seen as nothing more than a comedic sidekick has really put me off endorsing any more of these movies. I, myself, went to watch it alongside my civilian friends only for us to leave the cinema less than half way through the showing. I will not be watching such a monstrosity again, and will be requesting a personal apology to my partner regarding their portrayal of him.'

It seems Paris' hero is ready to kick butt for her partner, and we're glad we're not on the receiving end of Ladybug's wrath. With the hero's no longer happy with the characterisations of themselves, it makes you wonder if it's time for a Miraculous reinvention.

In other news, the official 'Kwami Heroes' game has been released for pre-orders taking the gaming scene by storm. With over 1.2 global pre-orders in its first couple of days! It seems 'Gamer Noir Enterprises' are about to put themselves on the map, with Chat Noir officially endorsing the product and featuring in all promotional material.

'Mode Mania' have managed to get a sneak peek at the game, and all we can say is hold onto your hats people because you're about to be blown away.

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"Seriously, have you seen it yet? It's fucking awful!" Chat Noir swung himself over the bar on the Eiffel Tower, before flipping to a seated position near Ladybug. It was just another afternoon where both needed to get away from normal life, plus Eagle had asked to meet them with the promise of some long awaited news.

"You know, your language is a lot more vulgar than it used to," she giggled, causing Chat Noir to roll his eyes.

"Pot calling the kettle black! Who's the one that shouted 'Yippee ki-yay Mother Fucker', when you throw Lila off the Eiffel Tower. "

Ladybug let out a loud laugh. "Admit it! It was fucking awesome and you're gutted you didn't think to say it first! It's just a shame you saved her."

"I wanted her to go down for her crimes, but anyway I must admit, your timing was perfect and, yes, I was slightly jealous."

Ladybug snorted out another barrage of laughs. "Now they should put that in the next movie."

"And get sued by Fox? I don't think so."

She reached into her brown paper bag, and pulled out a ham salad baguette for her lunch, before handing over a tuna mayonnaise for her partner. As always, his mouth stretched abnormally around it and he took a seriously huge bite. She watched him chew in complete disgust. There wasn't too much about her partner which revolted her, but the way he ate food was a lot to be desired, sometimes she just had to look away before she heaved.

"One day you're going to choke and I won't help you." She said, taking a delicate bite of her own.

He smiled at her as he continued to chew the insane amount he'd bitten off in his mouth. "This is fucking amazing!" He spat out, spraying Ladybug with bits of tuna fish and cucumber.