The Honey Trap [An Adrienette Story]

Chapter 4

'VIV'A LA VIDA SECOND BEST

Vivica Agreste, 23, has been voted Paris' number two sexiest woman, trailing behind Paris' national sweetheart, Ladybug.

It seems the French model has taken the news rather badly, announcing on her social media page that Ladybug is nothing more than a mask and false hope. It seems Vivica is finding it hard to come to terms with Lila Rossi's, 24, latest sentencing, knowing that her BFF will be behind bars for a very long time.

Vivica has made it known in the past that there is definitely friction between herself and the superhero, quoting that '[Ladybug] has caused more harm to Paris than good', and that 'villains only exist because of her and her 'merry band' of superheroes'. She has also called our devoted heroine a coward for hiding behind her 'out of season' polka dot mask.

Vivica has always been a favourite in France, showing her sweet and wholesome character as she attended events with her husband, Adrien Agreste, 24, giving them a permanent position as Paris' number two power couple behind Ladybug and Chat Noir. However, there is something about our Miraculous Ladybug which rubs her up the wrong way.

Five years ago, Adrien was kind enough to be interviewed for our 'Teen Idol' edition and during his interview, he claimed that Ladybug was 'everything he could wish for in his dream woman' and that 'under the mask she must be the most amazing girl'. Could it be that Vivica is jealous of her husband's past infatuation with the hero? Or has Vivica been deceiving us all regarding her sparkling personality?

In other news, Ladybug's feline partner, Chat Noir, has beaten France's sweetheart Adrien Agreste to claim the title as most sexy male. As always, Chat Noir has given us an exclusive interview regarding himself and his partner.

'I'm not surprised about LB at all. She's the most beautiful person, inside and out and deserves the recognition for it. She is a friend to all and stands for what is good and what is right. However, we are both in agreement about the promotion of 'competitions' such as this one.

As grateful as we are for the votes from fellow citizens of Paris, and even France, both of us do agree that low self esteem can be promoted by magazines and newspapers holding competitions like this and promoting a 'perfect body' which does not exist.

We are both extremely lucky to have a job which keeps us fit, active and healthy, especially as I have a rather mega sweet tooth, Bugaboo will be witness to that. I also would like to draw your attention to our past teammates. I think it's fair to say you can be a hero regardless of your body type."

Once again, Chat Noir has stolen our hearts. He has proved once more that beauty is on the inside.

'Moda Mania' have contacted Vivica and her husband, Adrien, for a statement about this year's hit list, however neither have yet to comment.

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"I hate things like this. How can it still be allowed for national publications to have competitions based on bodies?"

"Calm down, Bug. I made our point, and luckily because it was Alya's article, the whole statement was printed word for word. We're never going to change the world but at least we've made our point stand about the issues with it."

Ladybug handed over a macaron as she sat alongside Chat Noir on the highest beam of the Eiffel Tower. It was mid afternoon, and both had decided to go out for a 'stroll', and as luck would have it (Ladybug's luck, of course) they'd bumped into each other and made their way to the top of the tower.