𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 • 𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐧𝐚𝐩

thirteen

pandas <3
GOOOOD MORNING AMERICA
i said it before u L

its actually afternoon
but ill take it as morning
bc i just woke up

pandas <3
clay just woke up too
u guys suck
waking up at literally 2pm

clay and i are actually the same person
sorry you had to find out like this
i wanted to tell you earlier

pandas <3
my whole life feels like a lie
im gonna go sit it the corner and think

omg like that one taylor swift song

pandas <3
which song

better than revenge
it starts w
"now go sit in the corner and think about what youve done"
and then she absolutely slays
what a great song

pandas <3
ill listen to it now

im swooning
thats so romantic
maybe we should just make out rn

pandas <3
i really dislike you
but this is a great song so far

it only gets better
cnat believe im in charge of ur taylor education this is such an honour

pandas <3
i have the best taylor educator

i will literally kiss u rn
stop it

pandas <3
ihy
how was ur day

dude i just woke up
fine
remember jackson
the guy who i was talking to u ab when we first texted

pandas <3
the guy who u never got past the talking stage w?
yeah i remember

he texted me today
asking to hang out
in literally the most desperate way
"i miss you so much babe please give me a chance ill do it right this time. come over?"
so gross LMAO

pandas <3
ew
that seems like a walking red flag

THATS WHAT I SAID
so i blocked him

pandas <3
good

BUT

pandas <3
oh no

HE STARTED TEXTING ME ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING
literally like insta, snap, twitter
i blocked him on everything and then he started EMAILING ME ?

pandas <3
EW?
THATS SO POSSESSIVE

RIGHT
ur so smart king

pandas <3
shut up
whats his last name

smith
basic white boy
jackson smith

pandas <3
youve gotta be shitting me

what

pandas <3
i went to high school w that dude

UR KIDDING
THATS SO FUNNY OMG

pandas <3
dude he even looks like the type of guy to do that i wouldn't put it past him
i never talked to him in school but that seems so typical of him

ur so fun when u gossip
we should do this more often
how was ur day

pandas <3
long
clays alarms went off at like 6am for some reason
and they woke me up and i wasnt able to get back to sleep
but clay turned them off and fell back asleep and woke up half an hour ago
so ive done nothing but kill time for 8 hours

should have woken clay up
pour water on him
jump on him
idk

pandas <3
thats so mean i would never do that

YOU TOLD REN TO WAKE ME UP LIKE THAT?
WDYM UD NEVER DO THAT

pandas <3
yeah well ur different
its fun making fun of you
clay could knock me out in one punch
you couldnt
so
its funny

fuck you
i could easily knock u out

pandas <3
oh really
how tall r u

....
i dont wanna answer that

pandas <3
i asked as a joke but now i wanna know
how tall r u

5'1...

pandas <3
5'1 ?!?!??
UR TINY
WHAT
this is so funny im gonna make fun of u so much