𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫 • 𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐧𝐚𝐩

forty seven

its less than two weeks til my bday thats absolutely crazy it feels like may

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where are you?
we got off the plane and i lost you

im peeing
brb

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you have been gone for 10 minutes
there is no way you have possibly been peeing for that long

i mean if u wanna come join me feel free ;)

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fuck you
im gonna tell my family u said that
and theyre gonna hate you

NO
I TAKE IT BACK
there's a line i swear

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sure there is

;)

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BUG

IM SORRY
U MAKE IT HARD NOT TO

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oh....

fuck you
i miss clay
hes never mean to me

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im gonna tell clay that you thought about him while peeing

well im not peeing yet am i

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also clay is always mean to you idk what ur on about

idk what im on about either
ur so right

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im always right

fuck you im taking the next flight back to florida and spending new years with steak

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then who will u kiss at midnight ???

my harry poster
pilgrim harry <3

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still cant believe you had the choice between pilgrim harry and naked harry and you chose pilgrim

i will always prefer doing things to be funny over doing things for practicality
no matter how naked they are

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i don't want to talk to you anymore
go pee and hurry up

ur the one that dragged me out here 🙄
back to my texan roots >:p

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YOU DONT HAVE TEXAN ROOTS

SAYS WHO??

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ME!!!!
AND THE FACT UR AUSTRALIAN
NOT TEXAN

i cant handle this toxic relationship anymore 🙄🙄🙄
this aint my first rodeo cowboy
read: 2:35pm
oh fuck you
lines moving gotta pee
ill text u when im done xxx
come find me

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which bathroom r u in

the womens one
idk where

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wow bug that was so helpful thank you

go die <3