yeah
hey mari, will you be my girlfjendi forevre!!??!!" says ugly blonde bitch😭😭😭🤪🤪🤪🤪😭🤪🤪🤪🤪🙂🙂🙂😛🙃🙃😛😛😛😋😋😋😋🔫😋🔫❤️👍🏽👍🏽⬆️☝🏽☝🏽↪️🤪😜😄😄😄😄🤪🤪👍🏽😚
"no adrien you bitch" say mari and she walks off like a badass bitch
"MY WAY MY WAY OR THE HIGHWAY!!!"😋😋😋👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽😋 says mari.
then something happens..
she fell off the highway lol😭😭
"OMG MARIO NO"😭😭😭😭😭 says adribitch
"BITCH SHUT UP I CAN FLY." says the bad ass and she cums back up to the highway without one little fucking scratch.
then she started singing nicki minaj and doja cat "SLAYYY" alya said coming out of the road
"PURUEUEUEUEUEUEUERURUURUR" says nino coming out of adriens ass.
"WHAT THE HELL NEON WHERE DID YOU COME FROM" says mr hoe
"UR ASS😜😜😜😜😜😜😜" nino says and starts singing nicki minaj with marinette while whipping his long ass hair that came out of absolutely no wjere.
"IM A BAD BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME!!" adrien says and turns into chat noir
"BITCH YOU JOT SUPPOSED TO REVEAL DUMB ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!!" mari screams in his ear
1 hour later at adriens houaw
"AHHH DADDY ADRIEN" mari say
"IM GOING TO CUM IN YOUR TIGHT ASS" adrien says
"F f f f FUCK " mari screams
"WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING IN HERE" gabriel breaks the damn door
"OH WOW I WANT TO KOIN" gabriel says
"GET THE FUCK OUT HOE" adrien says
"OK DADDY" gabriwl saus
then mari and adrien start listening to cupcakke.
"HUMP ME. FUCK ME. DADDY BETTER MAKE ME JOKE" mari says
"LICK LICK LICK LICK I WANNA EAT YO DICK BYT I XANT FUCK UP MY NAILS SO IMA PICK TI UP WITH CHIPSTICKS" adrien says showing off his nails
"EWW BITCH THOSE UGLY" cupcakke says out of no where.
"WHAT CUPCAKKE OMG MY IDOL CAN I GIVE YOU HEAD ????!(!(!!(!(" mari says
"NO MASTY HOE" cupcakke says
"EHEN I FIGHT I DO NOT PULL WEAVE ONLY THINF IM PULLING OUT IS TEETH" mari says and hits cupcakke.
"BICHT" cupcakke says as she picks mari up with her pinky finger and goes to the top of adriens room starts flying and throws mari to the floor and mari died.
"DO ME!!!" adrien says.
"BET LITTLE BITCH." cupcakke flys down and gets adrien and takes a really big bite out of his kim kardashian ass and he monas so loud ans sje throwa him by mari.
"IF YOU PISS ME OFF ITS A SHIT SHOW."
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Fanfictionadrien keeps getting rejected so many times by mari because well shes a bad bitch🤪🤪🤪 #1 in retarted 😭