Trump followed him because he was in love with shrek and he thought shrek was amazing. trump fell over because he's too obese to run. when he fell, shrek's kids started attacking him. they were really ugly, and trump wondered if they were edible. one of shrek's kids pulled off his wig, and started chewing on the wig.
"3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510582097494459230781640628620899862803482534211706798214808651328230664709384460955058223172535940812848111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196442881097566593344612847564823378678316527120190914564856692346034861045432664821339360726024914127372458700660631558817488152092096282925409171536436789259036001133053054882046652138414695194151160943305727036575959195309218611738193261179310511854807446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912983367336244065664308602139494639522473719070217986094370277053921717629317675238467481846766940513200056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872146844090122495343014654958537105079227968925892354201995611212902196086403441815981362977477130996051870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859502445945534690830264252230825334468503526193118817101000313783875288658753320," screamed trump. he needed his wig back. his cult would hate hi if he found out that he was actually bald and looked like an egg.
he grabbed the wig from the child, and threw it across the swamp.(the child, not the wig) then he put on his wig, which only had a few bite marks. he didn't think his cult would notice.
the other kids tried to attack him, but trump threw them across the swamp too. they landed in a pile of onions. they might have gotten hurt, but that doesn't really matter.
