"hewwo senpai uwu :3" trump said. shrek was the most amazing person he had ever met. they looked alike. they were both overweight and weird colored.
"I am not your senpai uwu" shrek replied, breaking trumps heart. then shrek ran back to his swamp and started eating onions.
Trump followed him because he was in love with shrek and he thought shrek was amazing. trump fell over because he's too obese to run. when he fell, shrek's kids started
