shrek barricaded his door to make sure trump couldn't get in. he was safe. (maybe)
trump started banging on his door, but it wouldn't open. shrek had bob the builder build the door, so it was very strong.
shrek was safe, so he started looking at relatable minion memes like this one:
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suddenly, trump's cult showed up outside shrek's house. "help me break down this door," trump yelled at them. they listened, and broke down the door in 3.25 seconds.
