The Calamity Girls Abridged

Spider-Frog: Homewrecker

Sprig is binge watching Spider-Man movies with the family.

Mr Boonchuy: Amazing, I say, I say, amazing. That, Sprig, is all the Spider-Man movies in one sitting. What'd you think, boy? What did you think?"

Sprig: What did I think? These movies are genius! And now they're making a Spiderverse sequel?

Mr Boonchuy: What a world, I say. What a world we live in.

Sprig: I wish I could be the one going around, saying awesome one-liners quoted by a fandom.

Anne shuts the curtains.

Sprig: Hey! Anne! I was thinking of funny one-liners.

Anne: Sprig, please just leave the one-liners to Tom Holland right now.

Sprig: Don't you have anybody on Earth that saves the neighborhood and then says, "Pizza time."?

Anne: I mean, I guess a police officer could do that.

Polly: Not all the movies were good, Sprig.

Hop Pop: You best not be talking about the original trilogy!

Rowena: Hey! You better not talk shit about Andrew Garfield!

Polly: The newest Marvel villains were clearly better.

Hop Pop: No! Green Goblin was the best villain!

Polly: I think I can connect more with Vulture.

Rowena: Electro was freaking awesome.

Sprig: I offered a cool idea, and you spat in my face.

Hop Pop: Mysterio wore a freaking fish bowl!

Sprig goes to Anne's attic.

Sprig: With great power, comes great amounts of hand slime. Listen up, cardboard cutouts of evil people!

Wait, why does Anne have these in her attic? Were these part of some failed art project?

Sprig: I am gonna lick you aggressively!

Note to self: Think of better hero quotes. That one was absolute dog shit.

Sprig attacks the cardboard cutouts with his tongue.

Sprig: Perfect. Now I just need a really cool costume.

These costumes suck!
Why did I make myself green in this one?
What is this?
What is that?
And done.
If there is a Spider-Man already in this universe, I really hope he doesn't sue me.
Sock!
Yeah.
Sock.
I have a thirst for Spider-Man quotes and justice.
I am, Spider-Frog!

Polly: Hey, Sprig. Anne is missing a sock and she's wondering if you had anything to do with it since the last time a sock went missing, she found it in your...

Sprig: Maybe Spider-Frog is too on the nose. Maybe I should call myself Frog Man, still. Frog Man? Like man? But I'm still a child. Everybody can see that I'm pretty small. They should be able to see that, I think.

Polly: Oh my God. My brother's finally went insane.

Sprig: I'm not wearing the sock, Polly!"

Polly: Where's the sock, Sprig?

Quick! Make up an excuse. First thing that comes to mind.

Sprig: I threw it in the fireplace!

Where did that come from?

Polly: You obviously made it into that stupid costume. What are you even doing?

Sprig: You can't take this away from me, Polly. I had to beat an old lady with a stick to get this.

Polly: Wait, you beat up an old lady without me? You could've invited me. That's just rude.

Somewhere in Los Angeles.

Sprig: Oh, yeah. Those buildings are sure made out of buildings. The only thing I'm missing now is a sticker book and a headset that's playing Sunflower. Either that or I need to find a big building with a ton of windows, so I can grab on it dramatically and stare at my reflection.

Pigeons flew away complaining, causing Sprig to lose his balance.

Sprig: Talking pigeons. Are you serious? And to make it even worse, they all flew away, so I can't even use a Spider-Man quote on them. I hate pigeons.

I finally did the Amphibia Abridged series. Go check out the original video on YouTube. -Mal.