Locha-E-Ulfat!

11. Apun is new SI of Thanna

FLASHBACK

Monami suddenly sat up and jumped to Karan startling him. "Tumhara dimaag kharab ho gaya hai kya?", Karan said while balancing himself. "Shh, suno. Bas ek baar aur phone karne do. Iss bar 100% nikal jayenge thanne se.", she said sounding confident. "Haan haan, yeh thanna toh mere papa ka hai na? Aur yeh sab hawaldar  aur afsar mere chacha lagte hain joh main isne bollon, arey Gajendra chacha, aur, kya haal chaal? Samosa, tikki, vada pao, sab mast na? Ek baar phone dedo chacha ji, 2 minute mein wapas kar doonga aur woh ayushman bhava putra karke de denge mujhe.", Kara smiled sarcastically making Monami groan internally. 

"Uhm- Pradeep ji?", Monami blinked her eyes sweetly while looking at the police officer guarding their cell. Pradeep chacha-... Afsar looked at her and kept looking at her. "Aapka phone milega kya two minute ke liye?", she blinked her eyes ever so sweetly while holding the bar of the jail and inclining forward. "Inn namoono se yahi karwa lo.", Karan thought to himself. 

Pradeep ji came back to his senses and informed her that it wasn't allowed. "Lo ho gaya na, faltu ke cheezon mein aur wakt barbad karo.", Karan thought to himself smirking. "Kya Pradeep ji, aap itna bhi nahi kar sakte?" Monami said using her 'moh lene' wali skills she used for the underworld. She slightly brushed her hands against his back and Pradeep chacha ko laga jhatka aur Karan ki fatti. 

"Isne kya chadha rakha hai?", Karan thought to himself while throwing death glared to poor Pradeep chacha-... afsar. "Ab tum itna keh rahi ho toh theek hai.", Pradeep chacha gave his phone chupke se and Monami gave a teasing smile to Karan to which he rolled his eyes.  

"Hello? Bala, Code Blue. Now. PT, mission location. Bye.", Monami uttered in a low voice and smiled at Pradeep ji and gave back his phone. Pradeep ji took back the phone and ran to his senior as he was being called while another officer took his place in the front side of the corridor.

"Ab yeh tumne kya bola tha? Code Blue aur sab?", Karan asked confused to which Monami replied, "Arey Code Blue stands for help required in disguise and code red is extreme help with no need of disguise toh meine usse code blue bola, PT as in Police Thana, mission location joh ki yeh college tha toh ab woh college ke paas wale thanne main aa jayega, yani ki yahan.", Monami smiled proudly while Karan looked ready to chop her into pieces and serve it to Pradeep ji himself. 

"Monami, college ka sabse paas wala thannna yeh nahi hai.", Karan revealed making Monami's eyes widen. "KYA?", she yelled gaining attention of all other prisoners and police officiers. "Chup beith na. Itna tasty pyaaj mila hai aaj apun ko chawal ke saath tereko apni padi hai.", one of the chor there said making Monami silent. 

"Yeh nahi hai?", Monami confirmed again while Karan nodded, "sabse paas wala college ke bagal mein hi hai. Lekin kyunki uska kuch problem tha, pata nahi kya, toh hum yahan aye.", Karan said making Monami facepalm. "Mar gaye.", she muttered. 

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"Oye chipkali chal.", Bala said throwing Chitra's foundation on her and boom! "BALA KE BACCHE TERI TOH SAALE, #TERI TOH, #AB TU NAHI BACHEGA, #RIP", Chitra yelled running behind him while Bala laughed and ran. 

Sumanji beech main kahin se prakat ho gayi, "Chitra? Yeh tune kya haal bana rakha hai apna?", she said looked scared as well as controlling her laugh at the same time. "Arey iss Bala ke bacche ne mera foundation ka bottle mere upar #phek diya and woh bottle #khuli huyi thi. #foundation mere mooh par phel gaya aur #bottle mere hair setter machine se takrakar #giri and #speed 2 se 7 par chali gayi and #mere saare baal ab jhaadu ki tarah #udd gaye.", Chitra complained while Sumanji laughed with tears in her eyes.