WARNING: ALCHOL USE AND NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES. If that's not your thing, SKIP THIS CAHPPY
Skye's pov
Rubble and I took 3 hours to get up the stairs to the first floor. It's not even like the stairs were that long, we were just taking our sweet ol time. I held Rubble's anthropomorphic paw the whole time which made him bashful and piss a bit. But it's pokay. I didn't mind *smirk*
"Wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-wh-what if tere's an addict!?!?!?!" Rubbs shouted and cried a bit and shouted.
"Then I'll be there with yaw," I smiled. "I was there for you even when you had gonorrhea. Remember?? We stick together no matter the STD."
"Your r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-r–r-r-r-r-r-r-r–r-r-r-r-r-right,| Rubs bashfully smiled. "Lets dig it~"
We began to explore the floor. First was a bedroom...or so we thought. Inside of the bedroom was piles of money, honey!
"HOLY SHIN!!!" Rubble screamed and ran over using his anthropomorphic legs.
He started digging through the money becaus that's his catchphrase.
"W_W_W_W_W_W_Wait a min..." Rubble became sad and looked down.
"What's the matter, Rubblebath?" I stalked over. "You look sad and you looked down."
"We cannot use this monday anywhere!" Rub cried. "Its just euros and yen and rupees, and nils!"
"Aw man I forgor ew can't use any money here except for paw patrol cash and nfts," I sighed and kicked a brick of nils aside.
We moved to the nex room. Next was a bathroom...or so we thought. But instead it was...
"A wine cellular data?!!!!" I grinned and nearly fell through the floor as I ran over to the botles and bottles of sweet liquid.
"Are you thinking what I'm digging?" rubble joined me and gave me a look.
"Yes, ma'am," I told rubble, who was not even a ma'am.
He gave me an evil looking smile before saying, "LETS DIG IT!!!!!!"
We got hella crunk,. Completely anthropomorphically white girl wasted. Or so I thought...
My stummy began to rumble.
"U-Um....I'll brb..." I said as I rna int0 the bathroom, which was actually a bathroom and
Rubbles POV
Skye was in the bathroom for a long time. I grew worried...and grew tall.
"...W-Wait a minute..." I stuttered and stumbled over to the bottle Skylar was drinking out of. "NO"
Skye's POV
I was laying on the bathroom floor.I think I'm dying
Rubbles POV
I RAIN INTO THE BATHROOM AND KNOCKED THE DOOR DOWN WITH MY anthropomorphic HANDS. I SAW SKYE ON THE GROUND, PASSING OUT AS I WAS LOOKING AT HER.
"I TWAS RIGHT!!!!" I GROANED. "THOSE CLASSIC SKULL AND CROSSBONES GAVE IT A;LL AWAY! ILLL SAVE YOU SKYE! ILL GET THE CURE AND SAVE YOU SLYE!"
I ran out and began to search the other rooms for anything. Should I get help? I don't wanna bother Gayshall and Chase. They're probs smooching. I'd just have to find the cure by meself.
I start tunning through tthe upper floor and outta the corner of my eye...I see...
A candelabra, a rubber chicken, a pile of nils, a vinyl record of Barnaby;s Best Hits, a shrine of Edward Cullen from the hit tv show Twilight, and...a SMALL BOTTLE!!! YEAAAH! I ran over to that and grabbed it and the rubber chicken and hurried back to Shye.
"SKY DRINK THIS!
Sky's pov
The liquid fell down me throt and and i was fine...
"Thank you for saving me, my rubblebath..." I smiledc and gaev him a peck on the check. "Now let's get wasted."
"I saw a record player...I have a romantic album to listen to while we drink..." rubble gave me a sly smirk.
What a sly dog. Get is?
I followed Rubble and walked over to the pile of nils and co. He picked up a vinyl of my favorite singer/songwriter and took my anthropomorphic hand. Then we blacked out!!!!!
The only thing the other pups heard throughout the house was the sound of the screaming rubber chicken...
AUTHORS NOTE
I really hote you liked my chapiie! I really hope you love it, I worked on it day and and night and night. Thanky ou to all pof my loyal followers for donating to the pandas. Tehy erally appreciated all of nthe different currencies and now they can run a bank! POn another note, I broke four of my toes on a stupid manuveur I tried to make LOL
Sorry, guiess I'm living life on the edge and I'm feeling a lil loca
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