The Haunting of Ghoshall

chappie 5: profsor confesien

Marshall was raring to go and tell the rest of the anthropomorphic pups about that shadowy figure that he and Chase saw. Thee deserv to no!

"Cmon Chase, lets go tell em." Marshall screamed in excitiemt.

"Hang on one doggone second." Chase stopped him before he got to those big ole steps.

"What? You dont wanna kept this a secret do you?" Marshall still screamed.

"No no! It no like that!" Chase bash.

"Then what is it, you loca." Marshall commented on a YouTube video.

"We should tell them, but we need to make a pact to stick together thru this." Chase said with a seriouslike face.

"Sure." Marshall cooed.

"Marshall's department store, I'm serious." Chase said.

Marshall gnu that when Chase used his full, baptized  under the church name, he was not lying to him like a sly dog.

"Okay, less do it." Marshall nodded.

Insteeed of shaking anthropomorphic hands, Chase kissed Marshie Poo with his anthropomorphic lips!!1!!! 

"Wowie zoowie meowie zooie mama." Gref Heffley said.

"I wanted to do that since we were bowling last week with our anthropomorphic hands. I was gonna smooch you after you got a strike but you suck at bowling and only hit one pin the whole game." Chase chortled charmingly.

Marshall made a mental note to study bowling by watching Elf Bowling: The North Pole Elf Strike. He felt like he wanted to fall down a flight of stairs just like Zuma did earlier but they ddon't know that.

"Ily." Chase mumblerapped.

"Furreal Friends?" Marshall asked remembering that they had Furreal Friends toys back in the days of old. 

"Yuh." Chase said a lil.

"Ily u 2." Marshall repled. "Now lets tell em."

They went up the stairs and Marshall contemplated falling down them.

"Guys!" MArshall screamed like a death metal singer in band practice on a thurday atfter they got home from school and brushed their teeth with Ketchup.

"We heard your banshee scream!" E verest ran up and nearly at the pavement.

"Well, thats good because I think he was a lil too loud for a haunted mansion." Chase teased.

"We saw and apparition!" Zuma yelled just as loud as the good old Marsh.

"We saw a shadowman. Ours is cooler, get wrecked." Marshall bragged and bagged.

Chase was just happie to see Everest and Zuzu alive. He kinda thought in a horror movie, they'd be the first to go iykyk. Marshall wanted them all to be on the same page of the anthropomorphic book. He told them everything except for that smoochie smooch.

"Wait a diddly darn moment." Zuma said and everyone gasped at his profanity. "Where r Skye and Barbeque Rub?"

"Oh yeah! You're right boo." Everest slyly sly dogged.

"I hope they didn't die like Rocky." Chase tried to jock but it didnt land.

"What is wrong with your microscopic brain you complete nincompoop fooll!" Eveest screeched. "ASAP Rocky was a hero and you're nothing compared to him. You try to replace him but you can't! You are obsolete. You are nothing but a poser and I think you're nothing but a spec in the universe. You absolute degenerate fool. You should be ashamed of yourself and your mom should feel embarrassed to have pushed you out."

"Kay," Chase said sadly. 

MArshall yelled right on back.

"I've met millions of anthropomorphic dogs in my life, and I've never seen one who deserves death than you do. I hope your death is nothing but pain and that no one will remember you when you're six feet under. You're the scum of the earth and I hate you and'all you stand for. If I had no morals and wasn't a firefighter, I'd kill you myself. Right here, right now. No questions asked. You should have died instead of Rocky. At least he brought something good to the table. If anything, you break the legs of the table and blame it on me boyfrend."

"B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Boyf???" Chase stuttered in a beta test glitcch.

"Yuh" MArshal said like Ariana Grande. 

"Wowie zowie, lets move on. We dont got the time to unpack all of that when Skye and Rubbs are missing in action!"

"They went in the upper floors." Zuma drooled.

"But where" Rocky asked.

At that momento, a ghostly spirit arose from the floor in front of them. Another anthropomorphic doggie dog! 

"Dont' worry." The ghost man dog sade. "I can help you get to em."

Authorial Note:

Whats up gangsters! A lot has happened in thine life since my last update. Gotta take a mini baby driver hiatus. My hamster, you know the one that ate the herpes fish, got herpes himself! My other goldfish ate the hammie! Karma is a lil jon. Anyways, more chappies in tghe future, but  for now i have to plan my two pet's funerals that were ironically caused by herpes. Classic herpes.

Thanks for the reads so far! I love my fans more than I love myself ofr that herpes infested hamster traitor. But not Nils tho, he's the second coming of Christ. It's Jesus Time!

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