zyma pov:
I really gotta pee, I thot to myself, making sure Everest didn't someohow hear my brain
Everest and I were taking the first floor of the spooooooooooky mansion. Uh oh! I hope I don get spooked! Why did I have to pee so bad, you are 100% asking yourself? Because of the fear factor, that's what...also because I guzzled down 7 1/2 gators. I was already scared and I didn't want to pee anthropomorphically on the floor. tHAt would be embar assing...espeically in front of everet.
"Zuma, what's wrong?" everest was staring me down. "you be looking like you gtta pizz."
I responded immediately, "maybe I do! What about it, bitch!?"
I always kid around with her! She calls me "penis", I call her "bitch"!
"...Say that agaimn," everest slyly smiled at me, giving me a sly smile.
I wildly blushed. Never in my nine lives have I heard everest say that...
"Okay. Maybe I do."|
"No I meant the bitch part."
"uh oh."
I WILDLY BLUSHED THIS IS BARASSING.
We arrived in the kitchoin. It was creaky as a pie. an apple one."
"Zoomer, checfk those cabinents, penis head!" everest nudged me with her anthropomorphic arm. "I'll check the drawers xd"
"Yes, ma'am your hononr, your highness?" I joked and choked.
I stumbbed over to the cabinents. The first one was...
"bean pie topped with cherries," I announced and everest sss looked over and gave me a smirk.
"I used to like beran pie with apples but...that was Rocky's...fav. You know... before the war, where I lost my tongue."
"That was unnecessarily dark."
The second cabinent had////
"Licorice!" I said in a feminine british accent. "Oi!"
"I wouldn't be able to survive a day without that good old licc," everest joke.
I chortled horribly. The last and final cabinent had...
"ooooWOAAAAAH!" I shouted and out came a gh...gh...gh...gh...gh...gh...gh...gh...gh...gh...hj...
ghost!!!!!
It flew outta the house and then back in. And then right at Everest! I jumped in front of her and let out a "WHAT THE NILS!?"
The ghost stopped mid air and it stopped long enough to see that it was...an anthropomorphic dog? what? And anthropomorphic dog juts like me and everest and marshall and chase and rubble adn skyer and rocko and nils and charlisle and rockogosockem and big s and joe. The ghanthropomorphic flew out before we said anything.
"Whart the nils was that!?" i edxc/
"wow...you just saved my life...penis," everest stood up with her anthropomorphic legs.
"aren't you gonna say thanks?"
She began to cry teats. i WAS cocked.
"oh my glob, I know that i suck sometimes," everst said. "but adfter everything hap[ened, I've been trying my best to keep it together for SO LONG! Soemtimes I feel like all the weight is on me back...! Please, you gotta understand... wait a minute, did you just piss your trousers?"
I ddint'\ even realise she was looking down. oops! UH UH WHOOPSIE!
"Everest, I...did not know you feelt that way," I stated like the U.S.
"but but I do...and no oneever asks me. Nobody takes me into account when we're making these crayz wwacky loca plans! ..I juist feel responsible for everyone, you know? ...I wish Rocky were still alive, at least he would've helped me... You shoudl really clean yourself up, that's disgusting."
"...Evberest...marry meg."
Everest was cocked!!! oh god what did I do!!??!?!?! I ran away in shame. oh god why did I SAY THAT ! And oh so sincerely? I can't even play it off as a haha funny joke because I dind;'t call her a bitch at the end!
I ran and ran and ran up the steps andthen fell down them so LOUD OH MY CONGOLOMERATE. Then I passe dout./ But tyhe last thing I saw was...that anthropomorphic ghost,...
Author's Mcloving note
After a lot of consideration, I've decided to switch up my writing style a bit. I'm dabbing in a few things (lul like the dance get it?) Anyway... I've been having a little bit of trouble writing the next chappie due to the extinction of the panda bears. What the hell, america? My hearts goes out to those little creatures. Shoutout to pandas! Here's a poem just for those pandas...
@/Bunnybun2000
this is SO relatable BunnyBun.
And the way you wrote it felt so real.
That is one of my favorite things about your writing styles, BBun, you MAKE it feel, believable; and like you can just fall down inside the story, like Alice falling down the Rabbit Hole.
Your unique descriptions, and movement inside of the story is classic BunnyBun too.
: )
I am SO proud of you, I want you to be proud of YOU too.
See, you write for YOU , and just LOOK at what YOU can do! Keep on doin' YOU!
Sincerely,
AshleyMistMalichi
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The Haunting of Ghoshall
AventuraAfter the death of one of their friends, the pups go on a mission to a gigantical haunted mansion. Little do they know is that the dead owner of the house is still inside... I DO NOT OWN THE PAW PATROL CHARACTERS OR THE BRAND THIS IS JUST FANFICTION
