Hello Plotless family! Before we get started with Plotless: Ex-Factor we decided to introduce our amazing authors with a short interview. So without further ado here are the 7 crazy hilarious authors who bring to you Plotless:
Monday- Kailand Arrington Personal- @gucciwonka
Q: What do you need every time you leave the house? A: The WiFi router box thingy because my phone and laptop would already be with me hahaha.
Q: If a unicorn appeared out of no where in your backyard, what would you do? A: Cut it up and throw it on the barby!
Q: What is your dream job? A: Idk, I just want a job where I can help people and bring joy to people. Of course being a stripper is also an option.
Q: If you were to die tomorrow what would your final meal be? A: Your man.
Q: Who do you think you were in a past life? A: Jesus ofcourse
Q: Final words? A: Eat your veggies and read Plotless.
Tuesday- Kat Lillington Personal- @KatLillington
Q: What do you need every time you leave the house? A: My phones.
Q: If a unicorn appeared out of no where in your backyard, what would you do? A: Hide it from the CIA and FBI then sell it's pee on the Black Market.
Q: What is your dream job? A: Well, I haven't figured it out yet but becoming an author or lawyer sounds really promising.
Q: If you were to die tomorrow what would your final meal be? A: My mother's home cooked food, three In-N-Out burgers, two McDonald's cheeseburgers and fries, Chinese food, and a banana.
Q: Who do you think you were in a past life? A: Cocaine, yo.
Q: Final words? A: I love my family and friends. AND TO ANY PERSON THAT THINKS YOU AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH, GROW UP AND SHOW 'EM WHAT YOU GOT, YO.
Wednesday- Alexandra Massillon Personal - @uduntknome
Q: What do you need every time you leave the house? A: Phone and lipstick yo
Q: If a unicorn appeared out of no where in your backyard, what would you do? A: I would scream and run as fast as I fucking can
Q: What is your dream job? A: I am going to be an Occupational Therapist (not what you think, google) with a part time job as a photography
Q: If you were to die tomorrow what would your final meal be? A: Uhm chicken nuggets, magharita pizza pie and hawaiian pepperoni pizza pie. I'm lactose intolerant so I wanna go out with a bang *fart*
Q: Who do you think you were in a past life? A: A boss ass bitch
Q: Final words? A: Peace love and Felix is a piece of shit whoops
Thursday- Kaitlyn Grant
Personal- @thinkkaitlyn
Q: What do you need every time you leave the house? A: My phone. I need my phone or I couldn't talk to the other pl authors.
Q: If a unicorn appeared out of no where in your backyard, what would you do? A: I'd protect that unicorn and name it Bubbles. I hope it's pink with glitter to be honest.
Q: What is your dream job? A: I want to work for a publisher and read the books. I also want to publish my own book.
Q: If you were to die tomorrow what would your final meal be? A: A full around the world buffet like they have in Vegas.
Q: Who do you think you were in a past life? A: An Italian woman in the sixties or George Burns.
Q: Final words? A: Working on Plotless is the best part of my life right now. Mind you I'm a very boring person.
Friday-Dernisha Gibson
Personal- @tylersunicornqueen
Q: What do you need every time you leave the house? A: I Can't Leave Without My Phone Or I'd Die.
Q: If a unicorn appeared out of no where in your backyard, what would you do? A: Oooooohhhhhhh. Unicorns Have Horns Right? Well One Horn Thingy At The Top Of It's Head But Anywayssss I'll Try To Test It Out And See If It Serves More Purpose As A Dildo. Wait No Omg What If The Horn Thingy Breaks Off? *cries* *sigh* *dies* Me And The Unicorn Will Just Become BFF And It'll Be Named Tommy
Q: What is your dream job? A: To Become A Psychiatrist, I've Always Wanted To Help In That Field.
Q: If you were to die tomorrow what would your final meal be? A: Pizza And Steak And Eggs.
Q: Who do you think you were in a past life? A: Maybe In The Past Life I Was Like Food Or Something. "I Love Myself", Like If I Were Food In Past Life Those Lyrics Would Mean So Much More To Me. I Really Love Eating, Especially Pizza Even Though School Pizza Is Gross Asf.
Q: Final words? A: That Moment When You're The Real Queen *Looks Up At Crown* Oopz? This Story Was Really Fun And I Just Wanted to Say That I Love You All.
Saturday- Georgina "Ginita" Gonzalez-Kabwasa
Personal- @qwertykid7900
Q: What do you need every time you leave the house? A: My phone and headphones
Q: If a unicorn appeared out of no where in your backyard, what would you do? A:Probably blink and go back into the kitchen. Tf, a girl's hungry
Q: What is your dream job? A: Idc. As long as I have fun
Q: If you were to die tomorrow what would your final meal be? A: A tub of ice cream. Sorry not sorry
Q: Who do you think you were in a past life? A: I was probably a bitch tbh lol. A straight bitch
Q: Final words? A: 吮吸我的屁股和阅读无情节 (suck my ass and read Plotless)
Sunday- Christine M. Aka Chrissy Personal- @lovelychrissy
Q: What do you need every time you leave the house? A: A fuckin dick.
Q: If a unicorn appeared out of no where in your backyard, what would you do? A:Ride that shit to narnia. I mean if unicorns exist then narnia does too.
Q: What is your dream job? A: Writer hopefully- but imma come up with plan Bs
Q: If you were to die tomorrow what would your final meal be? A:Uh spaghetti
Q: Who do you think you were in a past life? A: Rihanna
Q: Final words? A: Remember to eat da pussy right
Thank you for reading this Author Q&A. I hope you enjoyed getting to learn a little bit more about each of our authors. We were really happy that everyone enjoyed Plotless and now we present to you Plotless: Ex-Factor.
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