It was a normal day at school, the emo girls were talking about TikTok, the gross guys were talking about anime girls, and I was bothering my best friend with her weird nickname I accidentally made for her (Papaya Toenails) and I had recently discovered that her name means Father in a language, so now I started calling her Papa-ya. ANYWAYS-
I walked over to K9 to talk about Wattpad Crackfics and memes and SUDDENLY he just calls me Nee-San.
I just stare at him with my derp face, the first thought coming to my mind being: 'What the hell??!1,,1!1!1!'
But being that chill pogchamp I was, I reacted with: 🤷🏻♀️👌 ok.
The next day he continued to call me Nee-San and I continued being chill with it.
BUT THEN!!! DUN-DUN-DUN!!!
I read a MHA Crackfic and there was a chapter where they created a family cult and then 3 days later when we had school (it was a long weekend) I got a paper and on the top line I wrote in bold text, the words:
THE DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY CULT
I had created a masterpiece, and my best friend later on joined. Next chapter will be the family cult list
