*at a restaurant*
Waiter - "Would you like a table?"
Me - "No, not at all. We came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 3, please."
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*at a restaurant*
Waiter - "Would you like a table?"
Me - "No, not at all. We came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for 3, please."
