Having a pet is great. You can blame all suspicious sounds on them.
*bang*
"What was that?"
"Oh, it was just the fish."
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Thank You For Being So Dumb ~ Jokes, Comebacks, Insults, And More!
Humor100 jokes, comebacks, insults, tumblr posts, and more! I found most of these from the Internet. Some I did make, however! The ones that I did make, please give me credit if you use them in your books. I don't mind if you use them, but give me credit...
