If dogs could speak:
Dog: heyheyheyheyheyheyhey!!!!
Person: what?
Dog: heyheyheyheyheyheyhey!!! Food!!!
Person: I just have you food...
Dog: foodfoodfoodfoodfood!
Person: shut up...
Dog: sit in lap?
Person: no, you can't sit in my lap.
Dog: sit in lap?
Person: I said no
Dog: sit in lap? Sit in lap?
Person: no
Dog: hello postman! Hello postman! Hello postman!
Person: the postman isn't there
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Thank You For Being So Dumb ~ Jokes, Comebacks, Insults, And More!
Comédie100 jokes, comebacks, insults, tumblr posts, and more! I found most of these from the Internet. Some I did make, however! The ones that I did make, please give me credit if you use them in your books. I don't mind if you use them, but give me credit...
