(Real story update!!!)I'm sorry I keep lieing about when I'm going to update

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Fundy pressed the button, and the wall went away slowly.

well all stood in awe as Technoblade leaded me down a path filled with mushrooms and trees and flowers, it was a beautiful path. everyone slowly followed behind.

no one spoke

it's was very much a surprising way if building things for a straight man.

"damn Techno, fundy, I thought you guys where straight-?"

Fundy and a few others burst out laughing, and in a fancy voice Fundy said "T'was Techno's idea."

Techno sighed and stoped where the bride would be to walk down the Ile.

everyone took their seats as Fundy guided you to the place the groom would stand.

Phil stayed next to Techno though, ready to walk him up the Ile.

Fundy cheesealy played music as Techno and Phil walked up the Ile, a code Fundy made dispensing flowers behind them.

Tommy laughed a little but gained a mean look from Phil's Minecraft character.

Techno stood on his place and Phil stood behind him as your new friend did for you.

Fundy got up to the place to.. wtf is it call I have no idea-? [authors note in the future, THE ALTER? DUH?] the place Wilbur stood for dream and Fundys wedding.

Fundy then looked at Wilbur as if he needed a ...

god damnit Wilbur

WilburSoot: *approving fatherly look*

Fundy sighed in disappointment and started reading the script he had for this.

"do you, Technoblade, take u/n to be your lawfully wedded husband, In life and in death or until you die or whatever?"

Technoblade snickered at Fundy not knowing the proper words a little, but quickly said "yes".

"... okay uh, u/n, same for you I don't wanna say it again."

"yes."

"I honestly did not prepare for this at all so uh, yeah just fucking kiss or whatever"

everyone laughed at Fundy a little bit before he threatened to kick us all from the server.

Techno and you just stared at each other for a minute not exactly sure what to do when Tommy uncrouched and yelled "JUST FUCKING KISS ALREADY"

a few people started laughing when you made your characters way over to Techno and he just stood frozen, not even moving his head.

you made you character kiss him and he panicked and just stood still, you laughed a little and then Fundy declared a after party and lead everyone out to the dining area.

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