Technoblade x Male Reader [Infrequent Updates]

I'm going through the 3 stages of ur mom

You turn off the music and techno mutes again for a minute, so you just hum a bit until he comes back.

"Hey, sorry about that. She's going to join on her own account now."

"Why'd she say yet?"

"She's a kid. She wants a reaction from me, And maybe to get a bit of reaction out of you as well."

You give a soft laugh and run circles around him in game.

"Wanna ditch and go play on our survival world?" He asks, right as his sister joins.

"That'd be pretty rude of us I dunno man"

A moment of silence passes before you both go, "eh." And log off.

You get on the server you two have and you run circles around him again before running off into the nether to get quartz, and some blue wood [forgot what it's called I'm really high, apologies.]

You guys continue chatting on the stream, about stupid YouTuber drama, and some of your favourites like idk maybe Danny Gonzalez if you're truly Greg idk...

Er uh anyways you guys meet up in game and Techno gives you some of his quartz as well before you go off and build these trees.

[Techno probably got the end rods]

"Man I thought we needed more decor." Techno comments plainly.

"Tree."

"Yes, that, those are trees."

"Tree." You start running around them in circles and then running around him in circles.

You get a text from Fundy just asking where we are, and you feel to bad to ignore it so you say, "sorry, the other VC was too loud I left with techno for a bit to calm down."

It's a bit of a white lie, but it's also true enough that it doesn't hurt you to tell him that either.

Technos been updating the villager trading system the whole time the two of you have been on, so you check it out and get some mending books for your armor.

"Dude, I remember my dad would play video games with me all the time and do all the hard shit so I could just build, and you do the same thing, it's funny cause I really only just got used to doing stuff on my own again. I appreciate it though, I'm not telling you to stop, I still have my own world's where I can-"

"I get what you're saying. That's cool, what's your dad like?"

"Uh, very- threatening but like, actually just a chill stoner I guess?"

"That's cool, you guys get along still?"

"Yeah, both my parents have faults and stuff but I get along with them both well. Why?"

"Curious. Wanted to know more about you. You're sorta closed about that kind of thing."

"Cause I'm streaming most of the time I talk to you, or I'd probably be more open."

"Then we just need to plan a meet up."

"A meet up?! Really?"

"Yeah, we can invite some of the others too."

"That sounds awesome actually. And sounds like some good content too - but obviously that's not the main objective."

"Maybe you'll be in my second elbow reveal."

"that'd be so sick oh my god!!"

He laughs and then starts putting a bit of a path around the trees.

You run back down to the nether after grabbing some tnt, determined to get some netherite on your own.

"So, if we wanted to continue meetup plans we'd probably have to not be on stream huh?"

"Yeah, but that's okay. I don't mind waiting a bit to talk about it." Techno responds calmly

"Urghhhh I mind I'm bored."

"You get bored fast then."

"Yes, yes I do."

He lets out a soft sigh, not of annoyance necessarily, but if slight admiration.

"Alright, we can end our streams then."

"Yippie! Bye chat, love y'all you're all great, bye bye!!!"

You hit end stream and so does he, and then you guys both keep talking. It trails away from planning for a while, you two just talking about each other and what you like.

"So who would we invite?" You say randomly, trying to get back on track.

"Eh, probably Tommy or one of the other Americans. Tommy hasn't met me yet and it's always good to kill two birds with one stone."

"Hmm alright. Sapnaps cool why don't we invite him?"

"If we invite him we gotta invite the whole dream team and I really don't want to meet dream right now, cool enough guy but also, he's dream."

"You're so right. Can we invite ranboo? He's cool and him and Tommy get along."

"Sure, ranboo, Tommy, maybe Wilbur?"

"Oh we gotta have Phil there too man, he's your dad."

"Yeah, gotta have dad."

"I think - we shouldnt invite anyone else or it'll be too many people and I'll lose my mind."

"Good idea."

"Who's going to text em all?"

"I should, they know me better."

"Alrighty!"

"I should get going for now though, eat something."

"Yes, eat, that is a good idea sir."

"Sir?"

"Silly."
And then you hang up on him.