*Breona narrating*
Once upon time, long, long ago-- well, more like 20 years ago-- Belle married her beast in front of 6,000 of their closest personal friends. Big cake. Yeah, so instead of a honeymoon, Beast united all of the kingdoms and got himself elected king of the United States of Auradon. He rounded up all the villains and sidekicks-- basically all the really interesting people-- and he booted them off to the Isle of the Lost with a magical barrier to keep them there. This is my hood. No magic. No wi-fi. No way out or so I thought. Hang on, you're about to meet us. But first this happened.
*In Auradon*
Tailor: Sleeve. Head. Ah-ha.
Belle: How is it possible that you're going to be crowned king next month? You're just a baby!
Adam: He's turning 16, dear.
Ben: Hey, pops
Adam: 16? That's far too young to be crowned king. I didn't make a good decision until I was at least 42.
Belle: Uh, you decided to marry me at 28.
Adam: Ah, it was either you or a teapot. (chuckles) kidding.
Ben: Mom, Dad--
Tailor: Ah! Nn-nnh!
Ben: I've chosen my first official proclamation. I've decided that the children on the isle of the lost be given a chance to live here in Auradon.
Belle: (squeaks)
Ben: Every time I look out to the island, I feel like they've been abandoned.
Adam: The children of our sworn enemies, living among us?
Ben: We start out with a few at first, only the one who need our help the most. I've already chosen them.
Meredith: Have you?
Belle: I gave you a second chance.
Meredith: Who are their parents?
Ben: Cruella De Vil... Jafar... Evil Queen... and Megara.
Belle: AH!
Meredith: Megara?
Adam: She works for Hades, the worst god in the land!
Ben: Dad, just hear me out here.
Adam: I won't hear of it.
Meredith: Oh, oh.
Adam: They are guilty of unspeakable crimes.
Meredith: Dad, their children are innocent.
Ben: Don't you think they deserve a shot at a normal life?
Meredith: Dad?
Adam: I supposed their children are innocent.
Belle: Well done. Shall we?
*In the Isle of the Lost* (Breona replaces Mal)
*Breona singing*
¶ They say I'm trouble they say I'm bad they say I'm evil and that makes me glad a dirty no-good ¶
*Jay singing*
¶ Down to the bone your worst nightmare can't take me home ¶
*Evie singing*
¶ So I got some mischief in my blood. Can you blame me? I never got no love ¶
*Carlos singing*
¶ They think I'm callous a lowlife hood I feel so useless ¶
*All singing*
¶ Misunderstood mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the baddest of them all? Welcome to my wicked world wicked world ¶
*Jay singing*
¶ I'm rotten to the core, core rotten to the core I'm rotten to the core, core who could ask for more? ¶
*All singing*
¶ I'm nothing like the kid next like the kid next door... oh! I'm rotten to the... oh! I'm rotten to the core... ¶ (banging rhythmically) (all hooting, laughing)
*Breona singing*
¶ Call me a schemer. Call me a freak. How can you say that? I'm just unique ¶
*Jay singing*
¶ What, me a traitor? Ain't got your back? Are we not friends? What's up with that? ¶
Man: HEY!
*Evie singing*
¶ So I'm a misfit So I'm a flirt ¶ I broke your heart? I made ya hurt? ¶
*Carlos singing*
¶ The past is past Forgive, forget The truth is ¶
*All singing*
You ain't seen nothing yet... Mirror, mirror on the wall Who's the baddest of them all? Welcome to my wicked world Wicked world... ¶ (vocalizing)
*All singing*
¶ I'm rotten to the core, core Rotten to the core I'm rotten to the core, core Who could ask for more? I'm nothing like the kid next Like the kid next door I'm rotten to the I'm rotten to the I'm rotten to the core. ¶
