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Hello there! 

I'm IHateKellyOmg! But you can call me epic person :D

This story is written for the awfully smelly Kelly!! Kelly is my bestie westie festie and this story was written for her B-DAYYYYY!! EVERYONE SAY HAPPY 40TH B-DAY KELLYYYY😜😜😜🥳🥳🥳
In this story KELLY will be the main character and the love interest will be none other than... DUN DUN DUHHHH Vinnie Hacker!! 

CAN WE GET SOME CLAP CLAPS IN THE CHAT FOR SMELLY KELLY'S B-DAY MY HOMIE DAWGS.


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Font - Characters thoughts
Font - Normal
"Font" - Speech
Font - Exaggerated word/sentence
Font - Authors message
[These] - Characters text messages
{These} - Personal message
Three dots in a vertical line means that some time has past. 
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This story will have a lot of jokes in it, memes and improper grammar (on purpose). Other than that, this story is pretty legit and decent (imo).😌😌


BIRTHDAY MESSAGESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!🥳🥳🤪🤪❤❤

{HEYYYY-HOOOOOOH, Dear Kelly, you kinda suck, but you also don't  💗By the way, you are getting old, are those wrinkles I see? Anyway.. Happy birthday NERDDDDDDDD - kit}

{Happy birthday - pot (wrote by me)}

{happy birthday and I still don't know how am I still alive - Lisa}

{dearest kellay
happee borthday to u from queeneth elizabetheth
u rlly thought the message ended there? u dare underestimate me?
vinnie binnie linnie backer lacker hacker says that um ur a bum, and he...he in love with me fr yass queen damn rip to u fr
to get u thru this very depressing message.. listen to julie and the phat ones, and 1d...................................
SRY i died forra second cuz um i thought this was my laptop but uh yeah.. (SHE LICKED MY LAPTOP - ME)  - queen elizabeth}


{Today you turn older, your knowledge is greater than before. Happy birthday, today is a day to let you know how I am glad to you have met you, bestie. Sonny, i raise my voice to you and sing a birthday song, "happy birthday to you" it goes, singing as the wind blows. As harsh as it may be, as harsh as it may get, moving on doesn't mean you forget about things. It means you have to accept what happened and continue living. So, happy 1 year closer to death, Sonny. - 💐luv jhai}

{Happy Birthday KELLAY SMELLAY!!😛😛Geez ur so old.... anyway. I HOPE U HAVE A GOOD TIME AND GET MANY PRESENTS SO I CAN STEAL THEM ALL AWAY WHEN WE MEET😎. YOU'RE A AVERAGE BEST FRIEND😍🥰and... wo ai ni my wittle senpai husbando babby.}

without further ado....
Kelly... this one's for you babby gorl ;)



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