oh the title must have you thinking that i am writing about my favourite band...sorry to disappoint you :P
this is just my romanc...that is quite unlikely!! dont worry i am not going to torture you with my sob story, i would if i did have and actual romance going on in my life. but hey...the guy is still waiting for me to sashay my way into his life and light it up....
well anyhoo, what i am going to talk about is my beautiful relationship with nature! yes you heard me NATURE! not dont go thinking this girl is gone bat shit crazy! i was always bat shit crazy :P *evil laugh*
but if you ask any of my peeps, about what i am talking about, you will get a clear idea about what i mean.
i will however try to give you a picture of why i say i have a relationship with nature.
firstly the earth and i have this love hate relationship going on with gravity playing cupid every now and againg. adn when i say love hate i mean it. there have been times i have had a cuddle session with a floor,unwillingly might i add, far too many times. there has been a time i have manouvered to hit the floor with my moves..literally hit the floor...like a full body attack THUD! and just as i thought ok the floor has had enough of my love and i should share my lovewith other people, i have managed to flip, spin and double back right into the love of my life THUD! and oh how i love it. (oh sense the sarcasm already.
now that was the first of the elements of our planet. let me now move to our dear friend of pyromaniacs...FIRE!
ha! let me just laugh at myself for my capability to set someone on fire..and i dont mean in the good way :P
and dont you worry that someone...if you haven't already guess was actually myself. i shit you not. i set my own hand on fire...at a party! yes i love going public with my stunts!
anyways we were at a party, my friends and i of course, and the table we were sat at had a center peice that was actually a candle, now as the brave soul i am, i took upon myself to go to war with said candle. now picture this...the match box is in my hand, i take out a single match, strike it against the side, and voila! its on fire! if only that was the only thing on fire. i apparently managed to light the entire match box that was in my hand on fire along with the match in my other hand! And the dare devil that I am...I wouldn't let go of it!! Until everyone around my table was screaming at me...ah! That was one fun party...just thanking my stars I didnt burn down the place..I dont think the hosts would've liked that very much :P
Hmmm...see this is mostly the reason that my friends and family. .mum included say I can cut my self with cotton :P
But well this romance does have its perks....like wanting to feel the love after a mighty fall in a river...I made a statement saying "there's gonna be blue butterflies" and I shit you not! In the next 10 minutes we actually were surrounded by about 20 blue and black butterflies. ...nobody wouldve believed me...but I sure had witnesses that time around!
To end this continuing love story Id just say that love is in the air...you just have to feel it ;)
Cheers
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