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[A few days ago. Vernon, Watson and Anon went to golf for Vernon's birthday... Things... Didn't go as planned..]

151: "A wise choice to take us here for your 50th birthday Mr Vernon... I haven't played golf for a long time now."

Founder Vernon: "Heh.. Lucky for you to say. Watson have never even play golf before..."

Founder Watson: "I know... Its my first time.. I might need a....tutorial for this.."

151: "Oh don't you worry Mr Watson. Me and Vernon will make sure that you'll be fully taught on how to play golf... Trust me..Right Mr Vernon?"

[Silence.]

151: "Mr Vernon..... Where is he now?"

Founder Watson: "He's over there, getting some golf clubs for us..."

151: "Aahh... How nice of him..."

[...]

Founder Vernon: "Ok Watson.. So let me taught you how to properly hold a golf club... Like this, see!"

Founder Watson: "Ooh...."

151: "And you need to keep an eye on the ball and think about how far you wanted it to be... Its all about thinking and chances pal."

Founder Watson: "Thank you guys... Ok.. I'll go first."

Founder Vernon: "Hey! I'm the birthday boy here. I should go first!!"

[The founder whacked his golf club. Hitting a first hole in one.. Anon and Vernon was surprised.]

151: "Marvellous.. I see that one day you will become a professional Mr Watson!"

Founder Vernon: "BRUH......"

151: "Now now Vernon... Fair is fair ok..."

Founder Vernon: "True....."

[...]

Founder Vernon: "Anon can you do me a favour and stop humming!!"

151: "And what is the purpose for me not to hum Mr Vernon..."

Founder Vernon: "ITS DISTRACTING ME FROM MAKING MY SHOT!!"

151: "Oh I apologize Mr Vernon.. But you are wasting our time here.."

Founder Vernon: "I'M FOCUSING OK!!!"

[He whack the golf ball. Missing the hole.]

Founder Vernon: "DAMMIT.. THIS IS YOUR FAULT ANON!!"

151: "Hehehe...."

[...]

151: "Congratulations Mr Watson for winning on your first try!"

Founder Vernon: "YEAH YEAH WELL DONE WATSON.. AND IF IT WASN'T FOR YOU ANON!!!"

151: "Ooh... And what did I do in particular Mr Vernon...."

Founder Vernon: "YOU DISTRACTED ME!!!"

Founder Watson: "Come on Vernon.. Its only a game.. Beside you won many times before!!"

Founder Vernon: "I KNOW BUT THIS ROUND WAS GONNA BE MY SPECIAL UNTIL THAT FRENCH IDIOT RUINED IT!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

151: "Vernon. Friend. Be careful with that golf club.. You could hit someone!"

[The golf club hit someone.]

Founder Vernon: "Oops... YOU KNOW WHAT. FORGET IT.. LET'S JUST GO BACK TO THE FACILITY AND HAVE A NICE SLICE OF CAKE!!"

Founder Watson: "Uhmm.. About that.... Apparently the cei children have found your cake which was hidden inside the fridge... And...."

Founder Vernon: "OK THEN.. LET'S JUST GO TO THE BAR AND GET HAMMERED THEN!"

151: "But Mr Vernon.. You would loose your senses by drinking to much!"

Founder Vernon: "I DON'T GIVE A *Expletive* ANON!!"

Founder Vernon: "I DON'T GIVE A *Expletive* ANON!!"

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