After Rick sang his song, Shrek threw him to the ground.
"I hate your song!!"
"But do you hate me?" said Rick seductively.
Shrek waited for a moment.
Then they made out for five hours
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Rick Astley x Shrek
FanfictionThis is just a joke (will probably ruin my reputation)
Make out time
After Rick sang his song, Shrek threw him to the ground.
"I hate your song!!"
"But do you hate me?" said Rick seductively.
Shrek waited for a moment.
Then they made out for five hours
