Right at the end of their marriage, Squidward comes. He claims to be Rick Astley and Shrek's father, and claims that they are biologically related. Turns out that's true. But then they move to Alabama and kill Squidward. Happily ever after.
A/N: I'm sorry people I don't know what I was thinking when I wrote this I will probably get canceled.
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Rick Astley x Shrek
FanfictionThis is just a joke (will probably ruin my reputation)