𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐒 | 𝐓𝐨𝐤𝐲𝐨 𝐑𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐂𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐟𝐢𝐜

|𝙏𝙧 𝙊𝙣 𝘾𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙠

(this is not meant to offend anyone who is Christian)

Taiju: *praying and singing*

Y/n: Hakkai what is your brother doing?

Hakkai: He's doing wap

Y/n: I'M SORRY WHAT?

Hakkai: Wap. Women and prayers. He needs it

Y/n: Who told you guys this?...

Yuzuha: TAIJU I GOT THE SPEAKERS TO GO WITH YOUR PRAYERS

Y/n: AYO? AYO? YUZUHA?

Yuzuha: THAT'S SOME WE-

Mikey: Ask me a mature question

Draken: What is the formula to find the area of a triangle?

Mikey: Ask me something else :D

Y/n: Why are you short?

Mikey: .... ITS BECAUSE THE MFCKING MILK DOESNT WORK ON ME DAMMNIT

(spoilers for an upcoming chapter haha)
Y/n: *talking with Baji*

Hanma: Hey doll~ ♡

Baji: *turns around* I'm a fucking boy?!?

Y/n: DQIEJFIOFIOJF HBAHHAH

Hanma: Your a girl now.

Baji: MOTHER FUCKER I WILL FIGHT YOU

Y/n: Ah ah ah Baji-chan, your mother said no more fighting

Baji: I- IM GOING TO KILL YOU

Rindou: *abt to be murdered* hey text my gf for me before I die yeah?

Mr. Unaliver: Yeah sure

Rindou: Text though, she hates calls

Mr. Unaliver: Aight sure

Y/n: *after getting a message from the murder then calling the number* Rindou for gods sake don't give my number to a murder

Rindou: Yeah I'll remember that when I'm about to be murdered again

Y/n: Dumb bi-

Baji: I'm a confident driver

Draken: YOU ALMOST RAN OVER Y/N WITH YOUR BIKE A MINUTE AGO?!!??

Baji: I did it in confidence

(Koko & Inui with Y/n on daily occasions)

Koko: Alr what do we not have?

Inui: A friend who doesn't think of me as my sister

Y/n: Inui as my boyfriend

Koko: DUMB BITCH I MEANT WHAT WE NEEDED TO BUY THAT WE DON'T HAVE

Y/n: SO INUI AS MY BOYFRIEND??? BUY ME THAT???

Inui: *sips spicy water*

Wakasa: How do people like Draken and Benkei sleep at night? Like where do you find blankets that are long enough to cover you?

Benkei: Stop.

Draken: This your bestfriend?

Benkei: What bestfriend?

Draken: I hate hanging out with short people, like they could bite my knees anytime

Y/n: You sure thats the only thing they'll be able to bite?

Mitsuya: Draken is on the floor sobbing because Mikey bit his knees

Baji: Having insockiimchia sucks

Mitsuya: That took me 4 hours to understand

Chifuyu: I'm still confused

Mitsuya: Insomnia

Shinichiro: I asked Takeomi for a drink in the middle of the night. I WAS NOT EXPECTING TO HAVE SOME SPICY WATER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT YA'LL

Y/n: What were you doing with him in the middle of the night 🤨

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Axxi lmao. Uh no spelling check-
And uh spicy water is vodka if you couldn't tell

𝚁𝚎𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚝𝚘:
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𝚅𝚘𝚝𝚎 𝙾𝚗 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛
𝙳𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚔 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙴𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐
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