I Purple You [A Jikook Social Media AU] FanXidol

Eight: we have a dating contract?

"He won't find out... he won't. I'm just their photographer, we aren't friends, we won't get that close..." Jungkook chanted softly under his breath, his fingers tapping nervously upon his right knee as he sat outside Kim Namjoon's office. 

Finally nodding goodbye to Namjoon who had appeared to provide the youngster with the final papework, it took every ounce of his energy not to haistily bow and race off down the corridor. "I have to go home and draw..." he murmured, turning away from the manager of Mono slowly, away from his office, and the gaze of the singer halfway down the corridor. 

"Taehyung..." Jimin whispered, grasping his best friend's jacket sleeve and forcing the singer to look over at Namjoon's exchange with a younger adult, "Who is that?" 

Taehyung smirked, "That," he patted Jimin on the shoulder, "Is none other than Jeon Jungkook. Our new photographer." 

MonoSluts

Daddy; Jinnie; Teddy Bear; Minie

- Teddy Bear changed 'Minie' to 'myhornybro'

Daddy I really don't like how our 

PROFESSIONAL chat is called 'MonoSluts'.

- Daddy changed 'myhornybro' to 'Minie'-

- Teddy Bear changed 'Minie' to 'myhornybro' - 

- Teddy Bear changed 'Daddy' to 'simp' -

- simp changed 'myhornybro' to 'Minie' - 

- simp changed 'simp' to 'Manager' -

Manager TAE ENOUGH.

Teddy Bear Mood killer.

Manager Can we please have ONE normal conversation? JUST ONE.

Minie Yo Joon who was that kid you were talking to?

Was it really Jeon Jungkook?

You two fucking?

Manager It was Jeon Jungkook.

No we are not. 

For the last time: 

just because I hooked up with the last photographer...

Teddy Bear and the one before that...and that other girl too.

Minie Oh i wasn't criticising 

I just wanted to know. 

Manager Know what?

Minie If he was single.

Manager please remember dating legislation in your contract.

Teddy Bear "do not fuck unless Seokjin or Min Yoongi."

Manager what-?

Teddy Bear shit sorry that was meant for Jimin only.

Manager Someone is fucking Min Yoongi?!

Jinnie SOMEONE IS FUCKING SEOKJIN?!

Minie oopsies.

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"Tae you really did it now you little shit." His boyfriend grumbled, rolling off the bed and slumping onto the floor tiredly. With a mental little count down from five, he finally took an intake of breath and hauled himself to his feet. 

"Coffee?" he called out, pacing across the open-plan apartment to the kitchen area. With only Taehyung in the building, he had no discomfort padding around in loose black shorts, his piercings and tattoos on full display. A grunt from the raised bed told him 'yes please, thank you' and the older chuckled, "Cutie." 

Looking down at his phone notifications, he began to scroll through some new comments featuring on his post from the day before, smiling in affection at the support he had from his fans.

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I might look like an angel, but I have the devil right behind me.

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officialkimnamjoon damn yoongs.

hobihope *saves for twitter fan page*

 ^reply^ Agust_D_Official you run my official fan page? 

 ^reply^ hobihope uh- no... no what makes you say that?

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"Aha," Yoongi chuckled, "Taehyung come look at this." 

As the older felt warm hands sweeping around his waist, he lifted the phone so Taehyung could see, "He's such a cutie." 

"Mhm," Taehyung hummed, his eyes sparkling as Yoongi flickered through Jung Hoseok's instagram page, "He is."

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