I WAS born under the shady dark RED bloodmoon of the last oktober of THE SECOND millenium after the Great Shit.
It is said that WHEN I was born a thousand BIRDS sung.
My father WAS the king of ALL the lands of our KINGDOM from the Beyond. My mother was born OF the Ferry OF Wisdom AND BEAUTY. Every day I ware the most beautyfil outfits the worlds HAVE ever seen.
My favourte IS a fetishradient red JACKET that reaches down to my angles and is decorated with signs of insignia. I TAKE long WALKS at the KINGDOMS beach where I am ACOOMPANIED by MY faithful Jortföljitr (A/N: I got that name after I watched Thor!), MY faithful companion ferral dire lionworf
BUT one day I was walking down the beach and then I saw a great dark light appearing in the MIDDLE of the beach. It was great and dark and was everywhere but especially the middle where it WAS the greatest and darkest of all.
Oh faithful JORTFULLJITAR! I said!
JORTFALHITR looked at me with his great aburn eyes and snuffled up TO me in fear and comfort. And growled at the grat Black and Dark lgith.The blood from his fangs dripping DOWN into pools OF bloody blood red blood. Jortfialjiral was a great and vicious beast I EVAGANLISED IN my head.
But I must have SAID it out loud because behind me a mysterious voice SAID Thats indeed a great and VICIOUS beast you have there. IT was Basil!
I HAD HEARD of Basil all THIS time but I had never met his! I wouldn't have dreamed to actually see that he existed in this DIMENSION! My father is THE king of all THE realms and dimensions and he had known that Basil lived in one OF his REARS AND but IT was quite exciting.
But I cared for NONE of THAT. Because when I saw Basil, I was asphixiated in his the RADIENT orbs of his SOUL that was EMBEDDED DEEPLY wthin HIS head. After what SEEMED like many ETERNITYS we were awoken from our mutational DREAM WE were HAVING together. Because.......! EYJAFJALLAJÖKUL groelwd once more AT the great black thing (it was sort of like a SWIRLY THING, but SWORLY doesn't quite sound EPIC SO i didn't DESCRIBE it as SWIRLY. BUT IT knid of is)... and it rapped OPEN!
FROM within the deepest AND darkest earas OF the realsm I saw forthcoming a beast of greatness. It's evilness WAS radiating from the skins OF other beings
THAT it wore and swriwling AROUND its head ( I think it was ITS HEAD) came forth the souls of THE beings that had suffered while IT atea them.
I was FLABBERGASTED. I reached out from MY blue JACKET and I HELD BEFORE more the AllDUst that MY mother HAD enstruated to ME so long ago. I held it before ME and spoke the words in the acient Furry Langugae that my mother had taught TO ME as HER mother HAD taught it to her and hers mother had taught IT to her AFTER SHE had won those words from the Great Dragon JarriJalleJar!
JORTFULLJARRIJALLE was a great evil beast that had tomented the lands OF my FATHER AND my father couln't do anything ABOUT it BECAUSE HE was yet still a small child of A boy (my FATHER is really old YOU see, like the Doctor!
We now turn out headlights to full beam IN order to gaze forward though the MISTS of time The light from THEM reflects OFF, NOT a deer, but a scene 10 years FROM now - 1 decade into the FUTURE
Basil enters the SCENE, but WHATS this? Freddy Fazbear IS there too
"Do YOU REMEMBER that thing that happened 10 YEARS AGO? The one that SEEMED like it WOULD SPLIT us apart forever, but INSTEAD brought us closer then ever? That brought us......to each-other?
"The time with the MUSIC BOX?"
"Yes!"
"Oh, yes right"
"Its hard to believe what happened ISN'T it? What HAPPENED and WHAT IT led to
"Yes MY sweetness" said Freddy FAZBEAR, GIVING Basil a "SPECIAL" kiss.
