Bastich In Atmos (Storm Hawks X DC Comics)

Chapter Ten - Capturing Larfleeze

As the Storm Hawks began following the Organ Lantern Master Cyclonis's trail, Lobo arrives at the Cyclonian Palace on his Spacehog. Immediately, the Czarnian was attacked by a squadron of Talon Skimmers. Lobo proceeds to blast them out of the sky with his shotgun. After that, Lobo rams his Spacehog through the entrance of the Palace. 

Lobo: OH LUCY, I'M HOME! YOU'RE READY FOR THE BIG MAN, YOU SORRY BUNCH OF BASTICHES?!

Lobo then begins killing his way through the Talons that tried to stop him. The Talons were cannon fodder to Lobo as he makes his way to the dungeons. Soon enough, he sees the containment cell where an unconscious Larfleeze was being held. 

Lobo: Jackpot! 

With a smile on his face, Lobo walks towards the cell. As Lobo approached he was stopped by Dark Ace who had his Two Handed Crystal Sword pointed at Lobo's back.

Dark Ace: Not one step further!

Lobo: You really want to ride this train, bastich? 

Dark Ace: You want that....thing, don't you?

Lobo: No shit, Sherlock. Why else would I be on this shithole of a planet? 

Dark Ace: Why are you here? What is that....thing?

Lobo: That would be an Orange Lantern. And your broad just happened to be greedy enough for that little Orange Ring to take an interest. Frankly, I don't give a flying fuck about the broad and I certainly don't give a fuck about this planet. I'm here on a job and the Main Man always delivers. And most importantly, the Main Man is feeling mighty generous. I'm not planning to kill that Cyclonis broad. I'm gonna fuck her up ten ways from Sunday, but I'm not gonna kill her. Now unless you're feeling pretty ballsy and want to take a shot at me, go right ahead. 

As Lobo said all this, Dark Ace lowered his weapon. Dark Ace knew that he was no match for Lobo. He had read the countless reports of Lobo killing through multiple squadrons of Talons with ease. At this point, all that Dark Ace wanted was to see Master Cyclonis brought back to sanity, knowing that the Orange Lantern Ring had corrupted her beyond reason. Letting Lobo take Larfleeze as well as reclaim both the Orange Ring and the Lantern Battery was the only way to restore some semblance of order in the Cyclonian Empire.

Dark Ace: Go. Take that disgusting creature out of my sight.

Lobo smiled as he approached Larfleeze's cell. Lobo proceeds to break the containment cell, freeing Larfleeze. Just as Larfleeze was about to wake up, Lobo quickly pins Larfleeze to the ground. Larfleeze attempts to free himself, but was unable to.

Lobo: Larfleeze, head greedy bastich of the Orange Lantern Corps.

Larfleeze: I need it! I need it! I need it back! That thieving witch has stolen my Lantern and my ring! I want them back! They're mine! MINE MINE MINE MINE!

Lobo: Glad to see we're on the same page. Your stinking hide is only half of the contract. 

Larfleeze: You want my ring and battery?! N....no! You can't have them! They're mine!

Lobo: I don't want your ring or your battery. In fact, I want them returned to you. That little broad made my job a hell of a lot harder. So here's what's gonna happen, I'm gonna go find that broad and get you.....

Larfleeze: I get my Orange Shiny?! It's mine! MINE MINE MINE! 

Lobo: Sure....you'll get your Orange Shiny. And then you're coming with me and take you to a special someone who wants to have a little chat with you. 

As Lobo says this, Larfleeze calms down.

Larfleeze: I....I don't know if that's a fair deal. How do I know this isn't a trick?! How do I know that you won't steal my Orange Shiny the moment you take it from that witch?! 

Lobo: I already told you, I don't want your goddamn Ring! Not for myself at least. I'm trying to help you, you goddamn bastich! Now are you gonna help me or am I gonna have to blow your stinking hide all the way to hell?!

At this point, Lobo aims his shotgun at Larfleeze's head. At this point, Larfleeze grumbles loudly. 

Larfleeze: Fine! It's a deal! I get my ring and lantern and I come with you! And don't even think about stealing any of my stuff! 

Lobo: Wouldn't dream of it, you bastich. Night night. 

Lobo then proceeds to kick Larfleeze in the face, knocking him out. As Larfleeze was rendered unconscious, Lobo drags the unconscious Larfleeze to his Spacehog. He then ties Larfleeze up in chains. 

Dark Ace: Why do you let that thing live? It's almost a mercy to kill it.

Lobo: Because my client wants this greedy little bastich alive. He also wants his ring and battery which that broad is now running around with. By now, those kids are probably getting their asses kicked. 

At this point, Dark Ace didn't even care if the Storm Hawks were involved. As long as Lobo gets Larfleeze off Atmos, he was fine with it. 

Dark Ace: Do what you want with that thing. All I want is for you to leave Atmos and never come back. 

Lobo: Preaching to the fuckin choir. 

With that, Lobo takes off on his Spacehog and prepares to join the Storm Hawks in fighting Master Cyclonis. What Lobo didn't know was that Dark Ace had planted a tracker on his Spacehog. Even if he allowed Lobo to leave Atmos with Larfleeze, he was not about to let the Storm Hawks take Master Cyclonis into custody when she is defeated.