"You're telling me that you got Captain America-the War Hero, Steve Rogers-to become best friends with a thirteen-year-old kid? What, is this supposed to slowly introduce him to how irritating Generation Z is? Project Training Wheels or something?"
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WHiH World News via Twitter: "BREAKING NEWS! The Avengers have been located in Berlin. Wanted fugitives Captain Rogers, Bucky Barnes, and Sam Wilson identified."
WHiH World News via Twitter: "Confirmed: Spider-Man, spotted frequently in New York City, is on the scene."
WHiH World News via Twitter: "Pictures attached of a New Avenger with arrows? Speculation that she may be related to the Black Widow with her red locks. What are your thoughts on a Widow-Hawk?"
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WHiH World News LIVEvia Twitter clip: "...Christine Everhart here. We interrupt your scheduled broadcasting with Breaking News on the Sokovia Accords. The Avengers have just been spotted at an airport in Germany, footage coming live from a German pilot in the area...currently visible are the following Avengers: Tony Stark, James Rhodes, Clint Barton, and wanted fugitive, Steve Rogers. In this video, we see an unidentified individual believed at first to be Natasha Romanoff. This was later denied when Romanoff appeared...oh, I'm sorry—the video seems to be..."
WHiH World News via Twitter: "War Machine, Colonel James Rhodes, has been injured during the Battle of the Avengers in Berlin."
WHiH World News via Twitter: "Maximoff, Lang, Wilson, and Barton among the individuals arrested by the new Secretary of State, Thaddeus Ross. Reports that they will be sent to the Raft, built for enhanced individuals. "
WHiH World News via Twitter: "BREAKING: Captain Rogers and Bucky Barnes, wanted for the Bombing in Vienna, still at large. If you have any information, please contact one of the following contacts below."