"You're telling me that you got Captain America-the War Hero, Steve Rogers-to become best friends with a thirteen-year-old kid? What, is this supposed to slowly introduce him to how irritating Generation Z is? Project Training Wheels or something?"
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𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝘼𝙉𝙊𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙀𝙀𝙉 𝙈𝙊𝙑𝙄𝙀.
(CA:THE WINTER SOLDIER)
𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐎𝐍𝐄: EGO.
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"WHAT ABOUT THE NURSE WHO LIVES ACROSS THE HALL FROM YOU? SHE SEEMS KINDA NICE. ISN'T SHE THE SISTER OF THE KID YOU BABYSIT ALL THE TIME? BARBERSHOP QUARTET IS DEAD, SO YOU MOVE ONTO THE PRESCHOOL PLAYGROUND FOR FRIENDS, STEVE?"