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𝑻𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑳𝒊𝒕𝒕𝒍𝒆 𝑻𝒊𝒌𝒆𝒔

Ayyy

Warnings: Swearing Little Ikes
Disney
Idk

𝑺𝒐 𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒚 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒐𝒇𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒃𝒖𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒂𝒘 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒘𝒏 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒌𝒊𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒂 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒂 𝒃𝒍𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒉𝒂𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒅 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒌𝒊𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌𝒆𝒅 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 (𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒃𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒎 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒇𝒍𝒊𝒙 𝒉𝒊𝒈𝒉 𝒔𝒄𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒐𝒓 𝒔𝒎𝒕𝒉 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒘𝒂𝒚 ) 𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒍𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒓 𝒌𝒊𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒖𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒓 𝒄𝒂𝒓 [𝒐𝒉 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒉 𝒊 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝒎𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒂𝒓, 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒅𝒓𝒄🙄✌️]

𝑶𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒈𝒐𝒔𝒉 𝒉𝒆 𝒄𝒐𝒖𝒌𝒅 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎 𝒕𝒂𝒍𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 !?!??! 𝑾𝒉𝒚 𝒉𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒗𝒐𝒓𝒔𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒘𝒆𝒊𝒓𝒅𝒐 𝒄𝒓𝒆𝒆𝒑-
Eavesdroperrr
#mindyourownbusiness
𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒈

Brown haired kid: Okay, thanks. Now let me go, I can walk on my own

Black haired kid: You're welcome, and yeah, sorry, man

𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒚𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕𝒔: You're literally still- whatever

Brown haired kid: I literally just just said Stop
Leave me alone🙄😒😒

Netflix football guy:okay..... sorry

Stick: ok whatever

𝒐𝒎𝒈!!!!!! 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒘𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒌 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒕𝒇𝒍𝒊𝒙 𝒇𝒐𝒐𝒕𝒃𝒂𝒍𝒍 𝒑𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒆𝒓 𝒈𝒐𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒔𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒃𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎

Mickey: I guess they're my neighbors??
Weird

𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒚 𝒇𝒆𝒆𝒍𝒔 𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒗𝒊𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊𝒏 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒕. 𝑭𝒊𝒓𝒔𝒕 𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒉𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒗𝒊𝒃𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒐 𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒐𝒏𝒆𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝒉𝒂𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒉𝒊𝒎 𝒂𝒕𝒎 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒏𝒐 𝒔𝒐 𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒑𝒐𝒄𝒌𝒆𝒕 𝒂𝒏𝒅-

Mickey: I'VE HAD A FUCKING PHONE THIS ENTIRE TIME?!?!??!?

𝑶𝒎𝒈 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒅𝒖𝒎𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒊𝒔𝒉 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒆𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒄𝒆 𝒏𝒆𝒙𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒅𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒏😐

Mickey: Idrc about you stupid

𝑶𝒌𝒂𝒚 𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒅𝒄 𝒍𝒆𝒕𝒔 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒄𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒖𝒆 𝒂𝒔𝒔𝒉𝒐𝒍𝒆

His phone said: Hi I've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty y-

Mick threw his fucking phone to the ground or smth like that
Unless he shoved it up his

𝑻𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒑 𝒕𝒐 69 𝒚𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒔 𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒔 𝒃𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒊𝒏 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒍𝒊𝒇𝒆-
𝒋𝒌 𝒏𝒐
𝑩𝒖𝒕 𝒕𝒊𝒎𝒆 𝒔𝒌𝒊𝒑.𝒕𝒐 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒏 𝒉𝒆 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆𝒔 𝒂 𝒅𝒖𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒍𝒌 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌
No offense you know who😁😁

Michael decided to prank people by putting money on the floor And to see who would tell him that it was there
Or if they would be fucking liars with their pants on fire and say the money is theirs

Random 60 year old or smth on a Little tikes cozy coupe: Hey ur stepping on my money, can I have it back

Mickey: no dumbass it was a test to see what u would say
It's actually my money

60 year old: Dammit

Mickey:  Caught in 4k man

60 year old: anyway I'm that vegan teacher

Michelle: okay, literally nobody fucking asked-

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒂 𝒇𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒐𝒚𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒔𝒔 𝒗𝒐𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒅𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒆

Purple dinosaur looking ass: WHY DID YOU RESET WHEN I TOLD YOU NOT TO YOU-

That vegan teacher: Oh yeah, that's Barney
He's just playing Ultra mega easy obby on roblox with his ugly and fugly friends
They only play cod, so yeah
Anyway, are you vegan ??

Mickey:*what if I say no*
No

That vegan teacher: Why the fick aren't you vegan yet

Mickey: tf
why is it so bad to have my own decisions and diets
That's none of ur business anyway too so why ask

That vegan teacher: because it hurts tye animals and ig you don't care about them

Micke: estas ciega???? I'm literally a mouse😒😒
Also you don't know everything
Some people have to eat meat because of protein they lack or to be healthier in the protein department or smth
There different reasons for everything
And also some people aren't vegan for animals so you talk much for EVERYONE
Also don't sexualize minors who make it clear they don't wanna be sexualized tahts kinda weird ngl

Vegan: ok stfu nobody cares and ur explanations was whack😒😒

Mick: whateva
Anyway I am vegan
For my skin

Vegan teceh: ohhb nice whyd you say you weren't

Micks: to see ur reaction
But ig I saw

Hecafvegan: srry ig???
Btw u hot asf so I was hoping u were vegan

Mwicwj: right back at u
Like
Lowkey I wanna Netflix and chill

Befwvcegamn:sameeereee😍😍😍😍

Barney: WHY WOUKD YOU DO THAT
I SAID NOT TO AND YOU STILL DID IT WTF
WHY
SO RUDE

Barney goes up to his friends fugly looking ass face

Barney: IdK yoU
BUT IM NOT UR MOM
OR UR DAD
YOU'RE SO RUDE
FICX AtTItUDe

"Friend" started crying
Dumbass🙄😒😒

Anyway, I ran out of ideas for rn, and my arms are starting to get tired, so bye or smth

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