The mysterious figure emerges from their guise of ambiguity, emerging from their mirage of light embellishing them.
"I wanna off myself" Connie moans as he emerges from the light.
"Stop faking mental illness, isn't being on the survey corps enough??" Replies sasha through mouthfuls of chicken shawarma.
Y/n cringes at the sight of Sasha and Connie when they were expected to be saved from the extremely shitty situation they were in.
"Oh here u go, have some." Sasha sweetly offers you some fries and توم -garlic dip for u uncultured swine- which magically heals y/ns massive scar in a flurry of golden, divine healing light.
Not only is shawarma delicious but it heals all that encounter it, physically and mentally.
No wonder levi stays away from it.
Without warning, you spot a fleeting figure out the corner of your eye. You swiftly turn around only to be met with mikasas dark piercing eyes.
Her mesmerising features were enough to paralyse y/n and anyone else who dared encounter her presence.
Mikasa skillfully places you in a headlock.
"Hey babe" she whispers.
Y/n is blushing tremendously at this point. "I can't breathe u crazy bitch" your voice heaves from breathlessness.
Mikasa pauses, her grip tightens And she snaps your neck.
At least that's what you hoped would happen. Don't flatter yourself, no one is worthy enough to be choked by mikasa.
Stay in your lane. Kay?
So, what really happened was this, let us continue: - coughs dramatically-
Mikasa unfortunately loosens her grip on ur pimple infested neck - seriously man get that shit checked out - and partakes in shawarma with sasha and Connie.
Suddenly eren emerges out of the floor like an amongus character venting. "FREEDOM" he screeches like a species of dying insect as he continues to levitate rapidly out through the roof of the survey corps wreckage.
"It's that redbull innit," erwin exclaims indifferently.
"Nah u chav I put a shot of vodka in his tea." Levi replies enthusiastically.
"NAH actually," munches sasha " he ate one of the nasty ass pickles they put ur shawarma and that set him off."
Y/n sighs in frustration, the survey corps building was already damaged. Yeager didn't have to put his whole erenussy into making it worse.
