You are sat by yourself one day minding your own business. Until erwin from aot comes up to u and drags ur ass to the survey corps.
"Oi oi oi erwin" you hear levi say as he flies through the ceiling with his bayblade-esque manner. For some reason he is carrying a cup of tea while doing this so all of the tea spilt on u.
"W-w-what the heck man" u manage to stutter as levi unapologetically sashays out of the room like a material girl.
"Hello y/n!!" U hear hange say.
Before u ask her how the fuck she knows ur name, she brings in one of her pet titans into the premises. Then it whacks you the way ur mom whooped ur ass when u put ur finger in the socket that one time like the dumbass u were.
Seriously get a grip.
"Now now potato, no need to hit the new recruit, that's not how we treat our guests." hange exclaims.
Y/N: "finally someone around here with some sense, also where did erwin go??"
You ignore the massive scar on you leg from when the bitchass titan hit u.
Levi awakens from his bayblade state and approaches you.
"Leave" levi says.
"Funny way of apologising, b-b-bitch" Y/n says
"BE nice u goddamn fidget spinner." Says erwin, all of a sudden. You notice that levi looks like the cockroach he is beside the literal wall sina that is erwin.
"Now, Leave now." Levi bleats.
"My pet titan, potato is more civilised than u " hange says.
Potato, well dressed in his formal suit and tie, utters "✨rawr xD✨" y/n is taken aback by the sudden gesture.
"Oi oli London" y/n says to the titan," why did you give me a scrap?" You are so bewildered by the state you are in. You are injured and no one really gives a flying fuck.
All of a sudden the air sweetens and Roses start to appear, along with the faint sound of an angel choir in the background.
A merciful silhouette approaches from the doorway of the wreckage
"What the fuck" y/n thinks to itself.
