Chapter 5

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Y/n is captivated by Annie's ethereal beauty, the way her platinum blonde hair deftly swayed in the willowy breeze, she shot you a piercing stare in which you could observe the true depth of her glowing blue orbs, before she swiftly and skillfully threw herself into the air with her bdsm (odm) gear guiding her through the labyrinth of houses in the walls.

Levi sips his tea - which may have appeared to have spawned in his hands  at this point - as he mutters in disbelief.

Without warning, jean the stallion sauntered into the room in a seemingly humanlike manner, with a sleek black cowboy hat atop his sad, sad mullet.

(FYI this manages to accentuate his undercut in an extremely grotesque way.

And for those of you who are dim, he basically looked like that rat from flushed away.

And for those of you who are dim, he basically looked like that rat from flushed away

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(NAH fr tho the animators be mad tripping with that 3 fingered hand)

Sasha and Connie both left to do God knows what, and hange returned to her titanly duties, while erwin and levi stood there like:

Sasha and Connie both left to do God knows what, and hange returned to her titanly duties, while erwin and levi stood there like:

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At this point everyone is anticipating a response from jean who simply existed in his stylish demeanor. Until jean finally uttered In a thick, viscous, raspy voice.

"my tiddies juicy" he declared. Touching the tip of his cowboy hat to amplify his dramatic effect.

This induced the flow of numerous tears to accumulate in erwins eyes from the sheer poetic nature of the line jean composed.

"bro u AA like the battery." Levi immediately retaliated. " erwin man up, you cry like a poosay."

Erwin wasn't gonna take no shit from nobody. He pulled out his barbie flip phone which on command played this atrocious yet nostalgic music as a sort of ringtone.

"Hello...yes...I must ask a favour.. yes, jeans shenanigans are getting out of hand... yes please come straight away...thank you.

Erwin aesthetically put away his barbie flip phone away cutely, while he glared at jean with a sense of urgency twinkling in his eyes.

Jean was petrified from this.

"They're coming now" erwin spat.

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