sundrop x moondrop ONESHOTS (FLUFF, ANGST, SMUT)

✨️Joke chapter 2/?✨️

I cant believe im doing this

The things yaal make me do.

I aint complainin tho.

Now, before i start id like you to guess my age.

lets go

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2 months after sun sharted out the baby, the daycare was closed for a year, mesning there were 10 more months to go.

meanwhile sundrop has been teaching the baby maths, how to write all kinds of stuff.

The baby named waffle was a smart fella and learned everything very fastly.

They even outsmarted sundrop by lesrning algebra and found out what the answer to that one answer is to mr baldis math problem. Where most kids usually got dtuck at.

Waffle was so smart, that even Kylie jenner snd nicki minaj came to visit them.

Nicki made an epic rap battle with waffle whilst kylie just interviewed them to gsin more views.

5 months had passed and Moondrop still hadnt come back. Sundrop was starting to loose hope. When he entered waffles room to tuck them into bed waffle asked sun this, "Papa, when will daddy come back from getting milk?" Waffle asked, Sundrop just sighed " whenever he wants to, now go to sleep you yellow alligator lookin ass abomonation" sundrop said eith a swert and soft voice as he pecked waffles cheek tucking him in slightly and got out of waffles room to go to his room at the tower.

As waffle was sleeping, Moondrop had found out about the things with kylie jenner and Nicki minaj, about how smart waffle really was. So he just went knto waffles room, picked them up and thre them into a plastic bag with dora printed on it.

As moondrop was about to exit whilst carrying the dora bag waffle was in, Sundrop jumped infront of him, "HOW DARE YOU TRY AND KIDNAP MY CHILD" Sundrop yelled out, Moondrop held out s bottle of golden glitter glue, " lemme tske the child and this bottle is yours" Moondrop told sundrop.

"Ok take that thing i dont want it anyway" Sundrop said grabbing the glitter glue and snorting it all in at one go. "Mmm thanks babe" Sundrop said as high as he is and stumbled into the ball pit.

Moondrop just rolled his eyes and got out of the daycsre and the plex in general. Stealing vanessas car and driving off with it whilst the dora bag waffle was in was located in the back trunk.

Waffle had somehow gotten out of the bag and made his way to sit on the back seat of the car. Whilst Moondrop was listening to "We dont talk about bruno" From encanto.

Waffle then bursted in saying"I ship camilo x  Mariano guzmán" Moondrop looked st the mirror looking st waffle and answered "Same" and continued vibing to the song.

After a bit of driving waffle asked for mc donalds. "No, fuck you" Moondrop replied. "If you dont i will draw you giving birth", "On second thought, sure letd go to mcdonalds!" Moondrop answered to Waffles threat. When they got out of the car waffle was confronted by DaBaby. They talked a bit and DaBaby eventually left.

Waffle got his 9 chicken nuggies and they went back into the car. This time vibing to aram sam sam. A german kids music.

"...Father.." waffle asked "Yes failed abortion?" Moondrop asked, "Do you know any animstronic named..ligma...by any chance?" waffle asked. "No i dont, who is ligma anyway?" *insert song lyrics ALL...FOR NOTHING AT ALL* moondrop then realised whst the joke was about and ignored waffle.

After 10 minutes of dead silence waffle spoke again..
"Candice" he said. Moondrop asked sgain "Candice what.?" Waffle smirked again, Moondrop regrettinh his question soon after.

Moondrop then accidentally crashed into the pizza plex causing it to burn down. Only sun freddy and greogory made it out alive

Waffle pointed at moon and yelled " MOONDROP COMMITED ARSON!" "You son of a" Moondrop was about to smack waffle with his slipper when he suddenly got tsckled by sundrop and got kissed by him. Moondrop pushed sundrop away, making him frown. "Sorry hun but i have moved on..." Moondrop said " WHO ?! " sundrop yelled.

Moondrop pulled out the exotic butters. "He has stolen my heart <3" When out of no where ennard pops out, "EXOTIC BUTTERS?! H- H- H U-UWU  HOW COULD YOU.. I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME.." Ennard started to cry with sun. "Nah bitch i aint like yo spaghetti ass. And sun face, how does it feel to loose your husband to food?" Exotic butters said.

Waffle then grew wings and flew away like a free butterfly, Sundrop forming tears in the corner os his eyes.. " they grow up so fast.." ...

Soon enough waffle was hit by a plane, both waffle and the plane crashed creating a massive explosion in the sky.

"Welp that was it" Moondrop said and started eating the exotic butters, which made ennard squirm more out of sadness.

The End

LMAO THIS CHAPTER IS SO RANDOM. IM DYING 😭😭 TAKE IT. TAKE IT. I CSNT ANYMORE BAHAHA