THE LONG AAITED JOKE CHAPTER HAS COME.
YAAL WILL HATE ME, MOSTLY THE ONES WHO DONT KNOW WHAT THESE CHAPTERS ARE ABOUT
BUT, OH WELL IM HAPPY WE HAVE A CAT NOW LMAO
YAAA
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It was a nice and sunny day, Exotic butters had broken up with Moondrop cause Moondrop cheated on him with Sundrop. Finally, the family was complete. Waffle, Sundrop and Of course Moondrop.
Moondrop had left to to some "work" so it was only Waffle and Sundrop in the daycare, the two were playing Uno, "HA, I WON DUMB BITCH" Waffle yelled, "NOOOOO" Sundrop whined, and started to sob. "Haaa u gotta buy me the new limited edition iPad." waffle cheered, " Why do u even want the damn iPad and not lego like normal children do." Sundrop growled, "because the limited edition iPad as made with doja cats spit. Its very limited since there are only 3 iPads left." Waffle answered. "Ohhh okay im convinced, Ill buy one for u" Waffles father had answered, and instantly ordered an iPad that was made with doja cats spit.
"Okay son I have to leave, ill be back in a few hours!" Sundrop had shouted to waffle, who was drawing a bit. As Sundrop was walking past. a closet room, he heard loud moans coming from inside of it. I leaned my non existent ear against the door and heard that the moans sounded like the ones from moon..and some grunting of an unknown person...atleast unknown to me... He flung the door open, to see a man with a dice for its head, in a purple suit. Sun just gasped and tears started to form in the corner of his eyes. Moondrop was just staring at Sundrop, the dice figure pulled his schlong out of Moondrops hole. Moondrop quickly got up and put his pants back on, "Sun babie its not what it looks like! We were just..playing!" Moondrop said, trying to fool Sunny. Which almost worked, until Sundrop realized that him and Sun did the same thing 24/7. "No! You cheated on me with a dumb make up wearing dice guy! Plus, isn't that one of the dices from the board games we have in the daycare?" , "Nah, I from inkwell and I work at the devils casino." He responded, "Shut the hell up, nobody was talking to you mr clean." Sundrop stated. "Sheeeesh take a chill pill sunny boy bro, and drink som red bull." The dice offered Sundrop, Sundrop just taking the can and spilling it on him, "Go dig your own grave bastard!" Sun yelled, dragging Moon by his nose.
Sundrop pushed the daycare doors open and threw Moondrop into the daycare, whilst waffle was playing pretend with a few puppets they had made. Sundrop spat on Moondrop, "You bastard! I hate you!" Sundrop yelled..., "No Sun Booboo bear, dont be mad at me plz, I love you..ill pay you robux!"
malin ist schlau und dammit is diese chAPTER BEENDET HAB EUCH LIEB MEINE ARASS
(Bruh my friend wrote on my laptop whilst my absence. 😭)
Sundrops eyes widened at Moondrops offer..."fine..ill forgive you" Sundrop said, when Moondrop tackled Sundrop to the groimd and pulled their pants down, fucking Sundrop immediately. Sundrop moaned, whilst poor waffle witnessed all this. Waffle just went to a different room whilst all of this happened.
After the sexing, Sundrop had felt kinda sick the next day, and had to take a pregnancy test. When he took it, it came out positive. Which ment that he would be having his second baby. Sundrop cried tears of joy and ran to Moondrop, "Moonie im preganant!" He yelled, when he saw the dice guy there again, "what are YOU doing here?!" Sundrop shouted. "Im preggo with moons baby, hbu?" Dice asked..
What will Sundrop do, now that king dice id preganant aswell?!
Will he keep the child
Will he be able to forgive moon?!
Will he let dice move in with them?!
Stay tuned for the next episode!
...well if the author even makes one
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This is one of my fav chapters smh.
I enjoyed writing this soOo much.
I will write a countryhumans chspter next. Cuz i rly feel like cringing yaal out. LMFAO
It will be a ship chapter. BUT ITS SATIRE LIKE THIS ONE
so tell me 2 ships yaal like in the countryhumans thingy 😭😭😭😭
BAHAHAGA IM WHEEZING SM RN.
I AM TRAUMATIZING MYSELF BUT HEY..
NOW TELL ME 2 SHIPS LMFAO
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sundrop x moondrop ONESHOTS (FLUFF, ANGST, SMUT)
Fanfictionok..im really bored lately so i wanted to make a sun x moon fanfic. Please do not ask why i just find them cute as a couple. Hope you enjoy this book , PLEASE READ THE A/N FIRST BEFORE READING. This book started off by a joke, I continued for the s...
