sundrop x moondrop ONESHOTS (FLUFF, ANGST, SMUT)

✨️Joke chapter 3/?✨️

Im addicted.

HERE HAVE MORE.

I CANT ANYMORE.

BTW THIS IS LIKE A NEW THING SO THE LAST CHAPTERS ARE COMPLETE.

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It was a nice day for our buddy ol pal waffle, she had just gotten the security job at the pizza plex! But not only her friend Plague PlagueSideyt found a place at the plex aswell. The daycare attendants security! The two besties drove to the pizza plex like bosses and crashed in a tree.

Then they died

the end

jk

They did crash in a tree tho, but thankfully dua lipa came in and saved the day by jsing her magical hands to magic the car back to its shape.

The two besties thanked dua lipa, as she flew away whilst her ass cheeks clappef together, which let out an emotional wave and make the besties tear up a bit.

Soon enough the two made it to the pizha plex and stepped inside. Vanessa just spat at them and signed them in "Why the fuck did you spit at us vanefuck?" Waffle said, "How about we kick yo vanussy?" Plague threathened. "Chill out yaal, my spit is magical. Itll grant you eternal slayness." The two then thankef vanedsa for the blessing and apologized for their rudeness.

Waffle was supposed to be stationed at montys golf, Plague had to baby sit the dsmn baby sitters. So they both said their goodbyes and headed off to their designated spots.

Waffle soon arrived at Montys golf and was quickly greeted by the alligator. Waffle was so stunned to see the buff animatronic infront of them, as they started day dreaming "Hey, you must be the new security guard thats supposed to tske care of me, mind if you clip my toe nails? Staff made them too sharp" In waffles vision he looked very hot and sexy, but in reality he was just a normal gator animatronic.

"No tf i aint clippin yo toe nails" Waffle said as they got back to reality. "Its your job tho. You have to." The gator insisted. Waffle just sighed giving in and clipped montys toe nails. Monty thanked waffle and left.

Meanwhile with plague when they arrived at the daycare everything was a mess. Everything was shitty. Sundrop and Moondrop were arguing, "I WANT A DIVORCE" moondrop yelled "FINE, LETS PRINT OUT THE PAPERS" Sundrop yelled back throwing the ring st moondrop. Plague just walked over observing Moondrop a bit, "Hey there mr moon, if youd like i can be yo new star" Plague flirted, "Yes" Moondrop answered, getting on one knee and proposed to plague, "OMG YES, YES I WILL BE UR (husband/wife idk :( sorry)" Moondrop huggef Plague anf out the ring on plagues ring finger. Sundrop just stood there trying to proccess what had just happened. Plague then ripped off their clothes to reveal a suit ( im sorry like said idk) Moondrop ripped their clothes to reveal a wedding gown holding flowers. Plague then held Moondrop bridal style and turned into a unicorn.

*the sundrop was too stunned to speak*

Moondrop sat on plagues back as plague bursted down a wall to the outside, as moondrop rode away with plague to live a happy life.

Sundrop didint know how to process this and just went full on emo cause of Moondrop leaving him for a dsmn unicorn.

A day then passed.

Waffle made their way to montys golf, as they saw monty...kissing...Peepaw afton... "M-MONTY?! HOW C-COULD YOU?! WITH PEEPAW AFTON?!" Waffle shouted. Monty quickly parted from the kiss and pushed peepaw into the watery where peepaw died instantly. Monty got on his knee and proposed to Waffle.

"WAFFLE, WILL YOU BE MY WIFE?!" Monty asked.

"YES YES!" Waffle said with tears in there eyes. Monty then pickef waffle up bridal style and kissed them. Waffle kissing back.

Monty brought waffle to his room and banged them.

Waffle thankfully didint get preggo cuz if birth control pills.

But monty got preganant.

Waffle just helped monty.

*time skip to 9 months again ;) *

"WAFFLE BABY BOO BOO THE MISTAKE IS COMING" monty shouted out to waffle. Waffle just broke in through a wall with a bed on their back, placing the bed on the ground and laying monty on it.

"PUSHHHH, PUSHHH GATOR BOY OR ILL MSKE A DESIGNER HANDBAG OUT OF YOU. PUSHHHHHHH. PUSHHH" Waffle screamed. "HAAAARGHHHHHHHH" Monty pushed as hard as he could and farted, but the baby popped out aswell. Waffle took the baby by its leg and closed their nose with their othrr hand " Damn what did you eat today? Baked beans?" Waffle said disgusted, "yeah..what about it?" Monty hissed.

Soon enough Monty held the baby in his armsy it was a boy before but whilst cutting off the belly thing waffle accidentslly cut off the babys dick. So it was a girl now.

"Hmm lets name her gucci" waffle suggested

"Yes! And her second name should be gang."

Waffle agreed, "Gucci gang gator.. what sn amazing name<3" Waffle said.

Gucci gang gator grew up to be an amazing artist.

And what happened with plague and Moondrop? Easy! They went out on dates honeymoons etc, and made sundrop jelause.

The actual fucking end.

Im pleased at how this turned out! And waffle. The preganant scene. I couldve given you a wholesome realationship with monty with nothing weird but HECK NOOO s u f f e r.

And plague, i shall make the next joke chspter more abt u and moon 💔

Anyhow, this got longer then i intended it to get.

So ill be going off now after i make this one drawing for waffle :3.

LOL BYE

950 Fucking words are you kidding me.