I fucking lied. Ill never stop.
Tbh i have no fuckin idea on what to do in this one So imma just throw some random shit on my mind in this. PlagueSideyt im putting you in this again.
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Plague was just walkin around (the christmas tree~) The pizza plex when they suddenly got an email.
Sundrop was cleaning up the daycare whilst Moondrop was in his room messing sround with his laptop.
But plague suddenly kicked down the daycare doors
"WHO THE FUCK SPENT ALL MY MONEY ON 30K V BUCKS, LIMITED EDITION MY LITTLE PONY FIGURES, AND PRINCESS LUNAS BATH WATER IN A JAR."
Sundrop just looked around and pointed at the tower where Moondrops and sundrops room was.
Plague just said "fuck gravity" and walked up the wall whilst stomping harshly.
"MOON, WERE YOU THE ONE WHO FUCKING BOUGHT 30K V BUCKS, LIMITEF EDITION MY LITTLE PONY FIGURES AND PRINCESS LUNAS BATH WATER?!" Plahue yelled.
"N..No..." Moondrop told plague whilst drinking some kind of liquid out of a jar, looking into plagues eyes. "The fuck is that." Plague asked grabbing the jar out of moons hands,.."..lunas bath wa- YOU DAMN LIAR! WHY THE HELL WERE YOU DRINKING THIS ANYWAY?!" Plague shouted concernef af.
"I WANTED TO BECOME AN ALICORN...JUST LIKE PRINCESS LUNA AND CAST SPELLS." ..."Moondrop. To become a unicorn u must be born as a unicorn. I love you but this..this is too much. You cant be draining all my monthly pay checks like that man" Plague said as they sighed. "I..Im sorry plaguey waguey ill..ill be a good m-moonie kitten u-uwu" Moondrop apologized, Plague accepted Moondrops apology by patting moondrops head as moondrop purred like a cat.
Sundrop walked in and ate Moondrops limited edition my little pony figures.
"NOOO PRINCESS TWILIGHT AND PRINCESS CELESTIA, NOOO" Moondrop started to cry. Sundrop just did the L dance on him and twerked hid way out thr tower.
Plague comforted Moondrop, when Moondrop suddenly turned into.....
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a emo..
Moondrop suddenly had grown black hair and had very long black finger and toe nails. He had fishnets all over his body with emp shirts on.
Plague was about to give up on moondrop...until they found out a way to help him...
Plague had callen me, the author to stop making these chapters and give them normal endings.
But i told plague to fuck off and stop breaking thr fourth wall, and thst theyll never get a wholesome storyline with their bath water drinking husband moon.
And i hung up.
Plague then called waffle. And asked for help.
Waffle, the good bird they are flew like an elegant swan to the balcony and entered Moondrops room. And kissed Moondrop. Plague just stood there in shock.
Moondrop turned back to normal.
"I have done this for you plague, my friend. Now i shall go down there ant twerk with sunny D"
Plague just watched as their friend dramatically flew down to Sunny D and twerked with them.
Plague hugged Moon and was very glad to see him be okay. Plague eas hugging Mpon too tightly, causing Moon to shart himself.
"Moon wtf. Screw you, im goin home." Plague then turned into a unicorn and flew sway.
Moondrop cried. Cleaning himself off and putting the pants full of shart in the dish washer. Yes. Dish washer. You read this correctly.
Meanwhile waffle and sun twerked and dabbed all around the pizza plex.
Waffle even introduced Sundrop to Gucci gang coochie gatotmr, their and montys child. Sundrop ate the child cause it lookef tasty.
Waffle just stared in shock but shrugged it off a second later.
Bonus:
I listen carefully as Weirdo_W0lv3 tslked about these.. lewd and horrible things theyve read.. As a professional therapist, even i didint know how to help them. The thinks wolve told me were very lewd snd horrible. Something nobody shoulf ever read.
As i was about to charge for the money wolve and that waffle ran away. WAIT YOU DIDINT PAY ME!. I just sit there frowning. I only charged 2,99 😞.
THE END
Hope yaal liked the end i put there 🫂
I thought it would be funny ig?
Well ig this is it from me for now. Im pretty fucking tired and my poor fingers are sore from writing this much 😞.
Sorry goes to anybody i traumatised with these joke chapters LMAO.
Here have a fizzy faz:
Imma go now, bYe
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