💕 half chat-fic, half motorcycle man 💕
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Today 11:39 PM
Yexiao_NightSnack: Help me bake.
??
Yexiao_NightSnack: Cake.
???
Yexiao_NightSnack: Come over.
What???
Yexiao_NightSnack: beke cak
Yexiao is offline.
Yexiao what the fuck??
Hello?
Hello???
R u ok??
Master_of_Barbecue: ...make it bbq flavored
I hope u break off ur leash and get hit by a truck
Master_of_Barbecue: EXCUSE ME
Master_of_Barbecue: WHAT
Master_of_Barbecue: IM GONNA LEAK UR SHIT
Master_of_Barbecue: I GRACUSSLY FORGIVE U JUST SO U CAN BETTAY ME AGAIN?????
Meeps is offline.
Master_of_Barbecue: DONT LEAVE JACKASS
Master_of_Barbecue: HAVE FUN W THE PAPARAZI BITCH
Nikki: I second that, @Meeps_
Nikki: also have fun on ur date
both of u r blocked
Nikki: IM LITERALLY ON UR SIDE
Master_of_Barbecue: WONT KEEP TH EPRESS AWY FROM UR LOCATION MF
Meeps is offline.
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Qin Yi sighs, he wouldn't even bother acquainting with the cat-thing if it weren't for Yexiao. Nikki was tolerable, but she still disliked him. At least Momo was willing to throw hands (paws?) and spar with him from time to time.
. . .they were neck and neck with five wins each.
He's very sure Momo won't keep his word, but the longer he dwells on it the more nerve-wracking the threat gets. He really doesn't want to have to move again, last time this sort of thing happened he had to consecutively switch between five condos in the span of three months.
Not to mention the fact that each new location is difficult for Yexiao to find! He can't blame her, though, as he's well aware of her relationship with directions.
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FanficQin Yi x Yexiao fan fiction, yes romantically, yes I believe it's canon. Ain't no way my precious nightsnack wouldn't be able to bag this wazzack. There is no universe in which any man or woman or otherwise would simply befriend THE Yexiao without c...
