Pepa: We don't talk about somehoe no no no
We don't talk about somehoeeeee
BUTT
it was my wedding day
Felix: it was our wedding day
Pepa: I was getting ready and there wasn't a bare butt around
Felix: no butts allowed anywhere
Pepa: Somehoe walks in with a mischievous grin
Felix: Thunder!
Pepa: You telling the story or am I?
Felix: I'm sorry mi vida go ooonnnn
Pepa: Somehoe says it looks rain
Felix: why did he tell uuuuuussss
Pepa: In doing so he floods my ass
Felix: abuela go grab the condoms
Pepa: Married with ten objections!
Felix: What a joyous day but anyway
Pepa and Felix: We don't talk about somehoe no no no
We don't talk about somehoeee!
Dolores: Hey
Grew to live in fear of somehoe moaning and growling
I can always hear him sort of thrusting and cumming
I associate him with the sound of baby oil (squish squish squish)
Such a heavy lift with a dick so humbling
Always left the village and the family cumming
Grappling with a size that they couldn't understand
Do you understand?
Camilo: Seventeen inch
Dick, cum along my back
When he moans your name
It all fades to black
When he hears your screams
You live through your dreams
We don't talk about somehoe no no no
We don't talk about somehoeee
Fish lady: He told me my virginity would die
The next day
DEAD (yes yes)
Fat villager: He told me he'd fill my butt
And just like he said (yes yes)
Bald dude: He said that all his dick would
disappear up inside of meeee
Villagers: Your ass is sealed when he walks in the doooor
Isabela: He told me that the abstinence of my dreams would be promised and always be miiine
He told me that my virtues would grow like the child that he put in youuuu
Dolores: He told me that the man of my dreams would be just out of reach
Balls deep in another
It's like I hear him now
Isabela: Hey sis
I want all the sounds out of youuu (I can hear him now!)
Mirabel: Umm, somehoe
Yeah about that somehoe
I really need to do it with somehoe
Cmon and do me, do me so hard
Somehoe
Camilo: I can feel it, he's almost there!
Whole family: Time for desert!
(All sing around the table, someone moans)
Family: he came!
(Don't do it with somehoe)Why did I do it with somehoe?
(He'll leave you with a child!)I never should've done it with somehoeeeee
Again credits to my wonderful friend Ava for sparking this little project of mine
Would anyone be interested in a new part? Like with another encanto song I mean
I have a new story out called Ava x vibrator go read it
YOU ARE READING
We don't talk about Somehoe
FanficUm so me and my friend Ava were talking and she misspelled somehow as somehoe It just devolved from there ig So um this is the lyrics to a parody of we dont talk about Bruno which obviously belongs to Disney 🙄 It is very dirty as the title suggest...
