IM SORRY IM HAVING ANOTHER HYPERFIXATION AND I WANT THAT AUDIUSSY
Ahem ahem. This chapter contains nsfw shit so I'll put a bunch of emojis when it happens
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You hopped into the rinky dink van, sliding all the way to the left to sit down. Hank scoots in next to you, his giant muscular body taking up the whole seat.
Lord have mercy 😳
"Ugh Hank scoot over a little bit you're squishing me." You whined.
"Hey no whining or we're going back inside" Sanford warned from the front seat
"Maybe I should whine more then." You rolled your eyes and crossed your arms.
Hank silently complied, and slid over as far as he could. You were able to move over a little now.
"Thanks." You said.
He simply nodded in reply.
Deimos finally got in and slammed the door.
He turned the key, and the engine sputtered, then died.
"Of course." He groans. He gets out of the car and slams on the hood.
You roll down your window and poke your head out.
"Deimos slamming on the car isn't going to do anything. Give up on this thing, it's a piece of shit."
He gasps in offense. "YOU TAKE THAT BACK"
"Um. No. Just steal an agents car. It's not like they need them anyways." You suggest, pulling back into the window before he could reply.
He gets back in and slams the door. "We'll try this one more time." He sighs.
He puts in the key, and the engine sputters twice, before it roars to life with an ugly growl.
"Told you it would work." He cackled.
He lit a cigarette and ripped out of the empty lot, going round down the mountain you lived on.
The drive was generally quiet.
Hank pulls out his dagger and examines it, holding it like his baby.
Just wait till he sees the giant blender you found on your last mission. He'll have a blast with that.
You turn to Hank. "Hey.. I gotta surprise for you." Your mouth fades into a playful smirk
He cocks his head to the side, curious.
"Oh yeah. It's big. You'll love it."
He shrugs and nods, turning away.
Deimos and Sanford quietly converse in the front seat, and you and Hank sit in dead silence. You aren't even halfway down the damn mountain.
"So, Hank. Ready to kick some wimpy ass today?"
He nods vigorously, gripping his knife tighter than before.
You smile at his enthusiasm.
"I'm splitting off with you again, right?" You ask
He nods.
You spend the rest of the trip in silence, aside from a few exchanges words here and there, between the sound of Deimos screaming the lyrics to his favorite songs and Sanford headbanging.
You couldn't help but love the idiots you were stuck with.
You finally arrived at the massive building. Two guards rested against the wall on every side of the building.
"Hank, gimme that." You say. Before he could respond you grab a grenade that Hank was holding. You pull out the pin and throw it to where the agents could see. They walked off to look at it, and within a matter of seconds it exploded on them.
