Brock(en)

chapter 1

(Brocks POV)

I wake up in the morning and yawn. I shove my messy black hair into an uwu manly bun on the top of my rugged tan head. I throw on a sleeveless Pokemon muscle shirt with my favorite Pokemon on it, Squidasaurus. I look down at Squidasaurus's piercing orbs and silently wished to be as handsome as him someday...

I walk to the hot pink bathroom (it's my gay cousin's who I live with because my mother is too disappointed in me.) I stare at myself and survey my swampy yellow Poke-orbs. I have a weak jawline and purple freckles. Why doesn't my goddess waifu Emily-san love me??? I am almost as handsome and chiseled as Pikachu... maybe she only likes toxic assholes who use females for their bodie..

I get into my cousins car and sigh heavily. I turn on the Pokemon theme song and start sobbing and screaming the lyrics with snot running down my rugged tan head.

"GOTA... GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLLLlllll......"

I shout out in a strangled voice. Then I realize I haven't left yet and I'm just sitting in the driveway. I stick the keys into the ignition and moan Emilys name. "Pika... pika Emiily~~"

Ten Minutes Later

I step inside the school doors and stick my head down. A popular jock walks up to me and shoves me. "Jilber says GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM EMILY," he spits in my face. I screw up my features in brave, manly, blushing defiance and thrust my hand into my jeans pocket, producing a small plastic ball.

I grip the plastic pokeball with all my might. "Don't mess with me, I have Pika Pika powers." I throw the pokeball at the gross, ugly jock and it bounces off of his rugged chest. He then grabs me and shoves me against my locker, "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU" he snarls at me.

I whimper masculinely and nervously hum the Pokemon theme song. He stares at me, flabbergasted. "Aren't you.. ashamed??" he asked in a confused voice. I tried to spit in his eyes but it just kinda dribbled down my mouth, so I sucked it back in while making eye contact. Jilber's henchman tried not to laugh. He decked me in the side of my rugged tan head and then walked away.

I wipe off my moist chin while catching my breath, "Ashamed *scoffs* doesnt he know who I am, a Poké master and no one can stop me. Emily will be mine" after I said that I see my waifu walking down the hall. Her luscious blonde hair swaying as she walks with not a care in the world. Then there Jilber he is by far the ugliest man ever with his dumb curly dirty blonde hair he should be quivering with fear when it comes to me, Brocky Boi.

I shout through the hall at Emily-san. "Emily!! Please go out with me!" She turns around, her pale emerald orbs shimmering. A look of disgust crosses her face and she shrinks into Jilber's disgustingly broad shoulder. I sink to my knees and moan her name so she'll know the effect she has on me. "E-EmilyYy~"

I stand up from my knees, lowering my chin to look up through my eyelashes and turning my feet inwards. I slowly follow Emily- Senpai to all of her classes while she looks at me with fear and revoltion. I can't help it, I am overwhelmed by adoration and love for my waifu Emily.

I dont think that my Waifu understands how important she is to me, I have been thinking of demolishing Jilber in a pokebattle to the death and destroying him with my squirtasaurus. I'm sure his ugly little face would look a lot better with my Squirtasaurus juices on it.

Once Emily-San sees my amazing pokè skills she will be covered in different juices if you catch my drift... Yet another day has ended and i go to bed dreaming about Senpais urine smelling earlobes and it eases me to sleep.

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