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Peter: Studying?? More like student dying! Am I right or am I right?
Tony: Are... you okay?
Peter: I've been awake for 103 hours.

Steve: We have to get to a hospital, and we have to get there fast.
Natasha: Then I should drive.
Sam: Why you?
Natasha: I have nothing to live for, and I drive like it.
Steve: Okay, let's do it.
[cut to]
Everyone in the car: *screaming*

Happy: Kid-
Peter, looking absolutely betrayed: Were you ever going to tell me?
Happy: I didn't mean to lie to you, I swear. I thought you knew.
Peter, dramatic as hell: Five years
Happy: Peter-
Peter: I spent five years believing that your god-given name was Happy Hogan
Happy: -I'll bzy you ice cream or something, anything, just please don't cry-
Peter, already tearing up: I don't even know who you are anymore, Harold.

Bucky: Making my way downtown
Bucky: Walking fast
Tony: Hey Bucky!
Bucky: Walking slightly slower because Tony is short and he needs time to catch up

Tony: fuck
Steve: language!
Sam: shit!
Steve: language"
Natasha: who the fuck do you think you're calling a bitch, you ass?
Steve: language!
Rocket: now that's one crazy motherfucker 
Steve: language!
Peter P: what the frick frack tickity tic tac snik snak, bro?
Steve:
Steve: what the fuck

[Steve and Bucky]
Steve: Are you wearing my sweatshirt? 
Bucky: Yeah, I couldn't find any of mine
Steve: That's okay, you look cute
[Stephen and Tony]
Stephen: Take off my cloak, I have to go back to the Sanctum
Tony: *the cloak wrapping around his leg* I can't, I tried
Stephen: It like you
Tony:
Tony: It's fucking terrifying, get it off of me

Nick Fury: We need you Spider-Man. Captain Marvel is off earth 
Peter on a space phone: Aunt Carol, your mean shield friend is making me skip school
Carol: Give me 3 minutes

MJ: I live for two reasons
Ned: And that'd be?
MJ: I was born and I haven't died yet

Peter Q, wearing a new outfit: How do I look, gamora?
Gamora, not looking up: With your eyes, Peter

[at the zoo]
Peter: what are they in for?
Tony: this isn't a prison 
Peter: so they can leave?
Stephen: well, no
Harley: *pointing at a penguin* I bet that one killed someone

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