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 I looked at my phone and wanted to throw it. I read the title of her post out loud:

"Ladybug and Chat Noir, ending or endgame?" 

She hadn't even recorded a video for the blog this time, she made a collage of Chat Noir and me's "cutest pics", which ARE ALL TAKEN SO FAR OUT OF CONTEXT FOR NO REASON.

I sat up immediately, and didn't even bother reading the captions. I called Alya in literal seconds, to which she picked up even quicker.

"Girl, what are you doing up?" Alya whispered, just barely speaking.

"ME?" I whispered back, keeping my tone angry. "I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I BATTLED A WHOLE SENTIMONSTER AND VILLAIN TODAY. WHAT IS ON THE LADYBLOG?" I demanded.

"Oh..you saw?" She said nervously.

"Yes, yes I did. What did I tell you about this Chat Noir and me business?"

"Non-existent and off the ladyblog?" She responded.

"Exactly. Can you please take it down, if Chat Noir sees it he'll never leave me alone about it," I pleaded. 

"Come onnn, it'll get me a bunch more views! You realized that since I've found out about your thing, I've had to post such bland content. People are wanting more, this is the least you could do," Alya chuckled.

"Oh my god Alya. I'm about to transform and go delete it off your computer myself," I exclaimed, extra quiet this time.

"If you do, it's going on my blog. 'Ladybug seeks revenge after shutting down Chat Noir dating speculations,' sounds good don't you think?" She teased.

"I am so done with you," I said, but just started laughing. 

"Okay, I know I've asked you this like a million times but..."

"No, Alya, I don't love Chat Noir. I love Adrien, and you know that. Plus, I couldn't fall in love with my partner, that'd be awful for Paris. It's makes us both more vulnerable to being akumatized," 

"Fine. I knew you weren't gonna give me anything good. But you should really sleep, you'll just end up sleeping the entire school day away," Alya insisted.

"I don't know, I feel a little on edge, maybe I'll do a patrol or something..." I trailed off. 

"You're joking, right? You've been busy with Ladybug stuff all evening, and now you want to go on patrol at midnight? If you're that worried, let me patrol instead," 

"No, it's fine. I'll go to bed, see you tomorrow at school," I replied.

"God willing," Alya joked, and we shared one more laugh before hanging up. 

Of course I was still planning to go on patrol, just to make sure no other villains had been created while I was caught off guard. Then, I looked at Tikki, who was finally sleeping. I figured I'd sleep until around 4 in the morning, and do a morning patrol instead. I crawled into bed, leaving my mostly finished math on my desk, and I fell asleep at last.